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After the Mount in New zealand I headed back to auckland. while i was there i met a english sheep sheering farmer and a german girl, whom who wanted to see auckland and since i had been there 3 times now i was there unofficial tour guide. the last night in NZ i stayed up till 5am watching the england v NZ rugby game with just about every nationality you can imagine. in the the end NZ won... no surpirses there.
I then flew to AMerica and landed in a place you might of heard of called Los angeles and it was a total dump! I sure LA is great if you are super rich and have a car but for everyone else its a hard place to live. I stay in cenrtral hollywood which was full of homeless people and sex shops. however i did meet alot of cool Ozzy and kiwi people and we decided to rent a limo and go around LA and stopped at a few night clubs and bars. I saw a live band play whom where amazing. I then found out that the place was full of good looking people and asked a guy 'why it was like this?' and he turned out to work in the porn industry and all his people whom he managed where there to celebrate somthing (cant remeber what maybe a new porn film made... i honestly dont remember). then the bar suddenly closed and i had to leave and walk the back streets of LA at 3am to the hostel, which was very stupid of me. I also saw the usual thing in LA the hollywoood sign, bel air and beverly hills, and the house Michael jackson died in and tried to gain access into snopp doggs house via his dog walker! lol i also met a guy from the tv series flight of the concords and we used him as bait and played a prank on some rich americans by pretending he was really famouse and making lots of noise, as a result complete random people where asking for his autograph and taking pictures of him even though he was a nobody just because they thought he was famouse! honestly it was brill!
after LA i headed to las vegas and stayed in my first 5 star hotel in nearly a year and 3 and abit months! it was brill! vegas is a place where i won alot of money then lost ALOT of money, you need thousands of pounds for 1 day to do it properly in my opinion. while i was there , someone got shot dead outside cezars palace at 2 am while i was on the otherside of the street in a outdoor live music bar, i was 40 metres away!. the vegas strip road was shut down and the police where everywhere! i decided to leave straight away.
I decided to head to the grand canyon the next day getting maybe 2 hours sleep if that. it was a great place i rode a horse through the desert and found the cliff edge and looked down at the colordo river with a local guy! i felt like a cowboy!
I then head to the old las vegas and it was horrible full of drunks and drug dealers and decided to leave for san diego! which is amazing (yo stay classy san diego!) since i have been here i have met alot of austrlians and im the only english person until recently that is. know here is where it gets freeky mad! i met a guy from england from Milton keynes here, now it turned out we styed at the same hostel in sydney oz but missed each other by 1 day. but we met the same people. the one month later on halloween, we stayed at the wellington base hostel on the same floor on the same dates maybe 2 doors away and we passed each other in the party room a numbe of times. then we finally meet at the end of our trips in the same hostel a month later! what are the odds of that!
anyway i sand diego iv also been swing dancing, bar crawls, seen pacific beach, and some other stuff, bla bla bla.
then i went to mexico and went to Tijuana which was a whole world away from the USA, while i was the little kids where begging all the time even when i was sat down, i went to some local store and drank 96% moonshine spirt (i still feel it now) got attack serveal times by tequila and drank alot of 1 dollar beer! i also used a zero gravity simulator and all the money fell out my pockets and a little s*** tried to knick it all while i was stuck in the machine rotating... lucky one of the guys i was with stopped the git! before he could run away and i got everything back.... very lucky. the bars are all operated by the local mafia there and the bodyguards are the bandidos biker gang. yeah be careful in mexico thats all i can say. i was stupid to be drinking the amount i did, but the tequila was against my will as they actually physically force down you throat in mexico and make you pay! even when you scream NO! in a bad way... seriously!
but i eventually made it back to the USA and was kinda glad that night. anyway i soon leave san diiego for a new place a small town called santa barbara.
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