turn it in! I'm a stalion!

I think it means that poeple think your gay Ben, I can actually see there Nadz is coming from!!!!!!!!!

Just winding you up!!!!!! La la la la la la ! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

What the HELL is that suppost to mean????!!!!!!!

Gary, do you ever do any teaching?? you are always talking to hot girls on the internet about a load of rubbish - but you make us laugh so you are useful for something at least. Did you look that place up for me? I still dont know where it is! Anyway, the sun was shinnig today so I was happy again, although had a bit of a funny feeling after all that red, white and Rose wine mixed together last night. Not good. maybe going out tomorrow night, there is a free minibus to pick you up and drop you off, which is good, maybe i will find myself a nice Aussie guy there, or maybe not as they all seem to be gay here! Ben would fit in well. He! going to bed now, these days are long and hard work, your right, everyday is exactly like a holiday, I am loving it ! Night xx

Morning world. Here I am again. Nadine get yourself together!!! Well girls the weekend is nearly here again. It must be difficult looking forward to a saturday when every day is a holiday. The nearest thing I know to being on a constant holiday is fitting gas metres for a living! Do they have christmas tree in Australia, and do they call it thanks giving like the yanks? Oh dear the head has just come in and i'm on the internet again, little does she know i am communicating with two KGB girls hidden deep undercover in the outback of australia..........to be continued..........

Hey, Crosskeys..... I mean girls, Sorry, Forgot who this message bored was for for a second!! well, Christmas is upon us, Gary's currently at a specialised training camp getting getting ready for Christmas dinner, He's going for the world record this year. He's attemping to start eating at 2.00pm Christmas day and contunue through until 4.00pm, July 2007! - We all wish him Good luck! As you're probably aware, Tuesday club has a new 'classy' Location, not like the dive we used to go in! We had a shock last night though, there We was, Me, Gary, Nuge and Mark (I was murdering Gary on FIFA, by the way!), when there was a knock on the door, lone behold there was proc, wearing a filthing torn BMW shell suit, full Beard and and old raft! I hardly recognised him! poor sod... I let him in for a little while, gave him a cup of tea and a few quid. He only stayed for about an hour tho, aparrently he had a meeting to get to in Ipswich! Nuge is Gay! and an idiot! OH, Thanks for getting the Austraillian phone numbers by the way girls! that pi**ed up phone call the other week cost me a bloody fortune!! - Won't be doing that anymore! Got a new laptop now girls, so you can send me emails again - its got a webcam on it too, So if you get to a computer with one and you're on MSN we can have a video chat - Like proper geeks!! Anyways, Love you both, Take care, Ben. . . x x x x x

Just to let you all know I am the FIFA champ. Sorry to hear the sea is so cold girls, you have really got it rough out there. Talking of rough, went to bens last night, it is the new tuesday club. Really looking forawrd to christmas now. Found some turkey and sprouts in my hair from last year, the cranberry sauce had stuck it solid to my scalp. What you having for christmas dinner? kebabs? Well not got really lot to say. Proc is in Ipswich with work. Bye

Speak for yourself Nadz, I have found me a well fit sufer, Paula you would........... well we all know what happens to Paula when she gets excited Ha Ha

Paula - Hi Paula, thanks for the special xmas card! Trust me we are on no beach, it is freezing and the sea is like ice, we are wrapped up in the few warm clothes we have and are still cold ! Hope you kept your bum covered up, under that santa outfit, or at least wore some knickers without holes in! HE! Remember Benidorm?! The outfits was great, you looked good, it made me laugh! will talk soon Love nadz xx Procaroo - Hey Proc - your back! Good to hear from you - wondred what had happened ! Who is the new girl? have you introduced her into the group yet? Not found no fit surfer dudes yet, I wont go near the sea, it is too cold! Those waves look like they could kill me! There is no excuse of loss of communication now, I will e mail soon! Take care and behave xx Gary - Hey Mr Lickiss, leave Paula's cards alone, we got special hand picked ones! If your lucky you might get an e card, if I ever get round to sending them. Where is Tumbarumba? It is not on my one pound twenty map. Keep in touch, Skippy xxxxx Miss you all lots, thanks for the cards, Love Nadz xxxxxxxxxxxx

Hello girls , I dont really know what has been going on with the messages from certain Cross Keys members but I am here to set the record straight. I have not dissapeared nor been abducted or ran away . My internet connection thingy is broke so I am using Bens . Sorry I have not been in touch for so long but I have been busy with my new job and new bird and Bens new TV ( just incase you did not know he had one ) . Tuesday club has now moved to the new location of Bens lounge and unfortunatly this news has leaked to Garry so he is here now :-( Any who I hope your both ok and keeping well . Miss you loads xxxxxx Proc.

Hi girls, glad to hear you got the xmas cards. If you read the back you will see mine was from M & S. If you read paulas it was from 'Netto's'. As you might have guessed did not do the quiz on Sunday. Was out for Bens birthday on Saturday night and felt badly sunday. The inspection was fine here nadz, looking forawrd to my teacher of the year awards. REMEMBER folks, if your having christmas dinner at the keys, save your STRAWS. There will be NO KNIFES and FORKS AT THE INN. Last night I thought I saw the star of Bethlehem. However it ended up being bens rocket from bonfire night. Looking forward to hearing from you both soon. And remember do not tell Mark about the 'air' driving competion in Dubai early next year.