Just to let you know girls if your lights are flickering it is because ben has put his tv on. It's the size of sydney bridge and as loud as him!!

Hope all is well and your enjoying the messages on the board. Thanks Laura for continuing to use my old e-mail address, it's really cocking things up at work. Nadine it will soon be your birthday, in case you forgot it's the 24th. If you remeber I did tell you to write it on your hand before you left!!! Or by the way girls I loved the fake photo's of you diving. I did the same last time I visited the deep, standing on the other side of the tank dressed up like an idiot watch the gold fish swim by.
Nobody tell ben but i've bought him a freddie mercury outfit for christmas, i saw his face light up on Sunday night!!

Breaking news, satellites have picked up a MR J Procter. Last seen in 'PILOT' bev rd..................

love the new photos lokks like your both havin a great time cant wait to see some photos from aussie make sure you get some good ones of robbie for me im so jealous

Hi Girls,
Just stumbled into work after a night of watching 'queen'. When I texted you 12 hrs ago you were just approaching Sydney bridge. Well that's what Nadine said anyway, probably more like Drypool Bridge!
Well what a blinding night we had in the keys. Freddie Mercury was great, surprising what Paula's dinners can do, even to the dead!
Talking of which I had to sit next to her all night which as you can imagine wasn't fun. She kept pretending she knew the words. Got to go my boss has walked in to talk to me..........

Excellant photos girls, you pull some rare faces !! keep up with the good life, it looks really fun. Have a fantastic time in oz, looking forward to the next installment. Take care, love to you both xx

Hi girls hope your both okay. It's 8:10 and I've just arrived at work. First thing I do in a morning is check out the message board. Looking forward to the updatas on the photo album. Have you met anybody as cool as me yet?
Going away next weekend cos it's bens birthday and since he cannot spell 'pikelet' and don't see any point wasting any time with him.
Keep an eye out on the coast, were all looking for a long haired beared man called proc. You may find he has a BMW badge on his raft.
Putting my xmas tree up at weekend, borrowing the 'aircraft warning light' from CRODA for the fairy. Talking of fairies, how is nuge?

hey girls looks like this is turning into the cross key message board hope your both well and havin a fab time. dont listen to ben about teach's hair cos ben came in to pub the other day took his hat off and he had dred locks nice ah now hes livin on his own he doesnt know what shampoo is ha ha love ya realy babe. anyway catch ya later gals love ya loads

hey ladies, just a quick message 2 say hi as everybody else seems to be arguing amongst themselves, hope your both enjoying yourselves. still no juicy gossip since you both went, im wondering if there's a connection lol only joking. be intouch soon, lv ya both lv titch xxxxxx

Give it a rest ben you dont even go to the gym

NO! I think he used to work at my gym...

Proc, no, still cannot but a nose to the face. Was he a mobile phone slaesman?

YOU WHERE NEVER IN THE MERCHANT NAVY ROB!!!!

Starting to think gary's losing his mind! All Sunday night he just sat in a courner, swaying backwards and forwards muttering something about sausages and soup spoons - also, his hair is getting slightly out of control, I found a half eaten piklet in it the other day, and there's still an ongoing search unit in his fringe trying to find a 6 year old boy that went missing 2 weeks ago, we've all got our fingers crossed for good news, but if they don't find him by daylight they're calling off the search!!

I don't know whether it made international news, but it was all over calender - The glass wash machine broke in keys over the weekend! there's been all hell on! all flight in and out of the country had to be cancelled, and the MOD where put onto beige alert! luckily nobody was seriously hurt, but the Carling in keys has been slightly flat of late - I'll update you on this as it unfolds!

Oh yeah, used to know a kid called proc, can't put a face to the name - but definately used to know him!

Stay safe girls. love you. xxx Ben.

Just to clarify a few things girls....
1/ Teach asked for only 1 sausage.
2/He ordered soup fro desert hence the soup spoon.
3/ Sarah was flapping because the glasses had to be washed the
way we used to wash them.
4/we were that busy on sunday afternoon that karen helped us wash the glasses for about an hour.
Anyway thats that cleared up, sounds like your having a great time
how is singapore...I went there when I was in the merchant navy,
not many people knew I used to go to sea as i don't like to mention it.
Anyway soon be in aussie....catch you later.....Rob