hi, just got your birthday card on my computer! it was really great! we all had a good laugh, well you must agree it was rather unusual !the reason I have only just received it was because the phone was on the blink i,e, we could ring out but nobody could ring us ! when the engineer fixed it this afternoon and I went on the computer this evening I was greated with about 40 incoming E- mails which I"m about two and a half hours into answering!!!!. my typing finger has almost ceased-up !(don"t laugh I can still only use ONE) but I"m getting there slowly, all for now, take care, love to all downunder,---G & G xxxxxx

does that mean your playing the back end off the pantomime horse aswell !!

can I come to the staff do, do I still count? x

Ben, you going to the staff do on wednesday or are you buying yourself more presents just before xmas?

Turn it in Karen, it's christmas......

Your pushing your luck now son !!!!!

Just sat in my classroom drinking the rose wine I won last night at the CK inn (NOT Calvin Klien). Spotty Ian, year 8 is taking my register and lanky Karen, year 9 is marking my books. AAAAggghhhh!!!! Just fell off my chair.......thud!!! Well ther xams pantomine has gone to c*** here, looks like I'm playing all the parts. Although I do know of three ugly sisters who could help me out, P, K and J. Well piss it up and enjoy it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi Laura got your postcard sounds like your having the time of your life,pleased you arrived in Ausie ok the photos look good we like to keep up with what you are doing.Nanna&Granddad said to say hello and send you their lovexx.Caroline&Jason,Ben&Jack are coming for christmas Philip Jo&Amelia&Lillie are coming for dinner so it will be bedlam as always. hope you have a fab christmas and a great NewYear we will all be thinking off you, lots of love Jackie&Brianxx

Too scared to leave your name? understandable..... Hi girls, Hope your well, had a pretty boring time here this week, apart from last night, went to york and got hammered! brilliant!! Went in pub on Yesterday, Tony was sat in the corner trying to jam a cassette into his new ipod, idiot! Sad news yesterday, they found the body of that 6 year old in gary's fringe! - procs still away on business, he's a bit thick tho, he went to Ipswith football club and killed all the Substitutes! Anyway, bye for now, Ben,

STALLION,S DO NOT VISIT GAY BARS

hi laura just to let you know that i won the latest i pod shuffle in a raffle at work.don,t tell ben or proc because they,ll only be jealouse of my new technology.then they will go out and try to buy something better.I can even download tunes on it. But no more said on that .If you had less alchohol in your veins you would feel a lot warmer,just try it for a day.I am stopping in friday and saturday because i am working weekend.I have to because your mother has changed her name to Beckham.and is spending faster than i can earn.Ihope to be able to afford half a pint on sunday.one thing i am not going to partner teach,he,s thick,just like proc.