Also, Aunty Fi is coming to England in May - she waited till you were out of the country! Thomas asked a policeman what the f**k was he doing in school (thank God they told the man Thomas has Turrets). Hannah is carrying her horse foot pick with her in her school bag, she loves what you gave her. Barry has decided that he'd like to work with special needs children so is aplying for jobs - I told him to wait until you go to Uni - he has an MBA so you should be ok! Mattie the cat now refuses to come in through his back flap and insits on climbing in throught any first floor window. I of course get more gorgeous every day. Hope you don't cry too much missing me. So pleased your mum said I can send you messages, I had decided to start picking on your dad but its not the same. Stay safe - there is only me allowed to terrorise you. Bring me back a koala but a diamond would be preffered. X
Clare- none of the places I'm going have koalas... and I'm not buying you diamonds, or anything else for that matter :P I appreciate the messages but the screen name? My favoutite auntie is, as always, the absent one, so I am genuinely gutted about not being able to see Shrek when she's back
Favourite Auntie
Hello you horrible child, sounds like you are having far too much of a good time it is making me very unhappy. Have you had a bath yet? What have you bought me. Please stop sending me begging letters to come and fetch you IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!Your parents have got a lovely new house with a nice girl and I promise to pass messages to you from them! BE GOOD. X
Aunty Shiv
Hi Nadia. Sounds like you're having a ball. Great to catch up with you via the blog. Keep writing so we know what you're up to. Looking forward to seeing some photos.
Mum
Fr Peter is very poorly - he has motor neurone disase. Send hime a card when you can ( he doesn't want sympathy but he does want prayers!)