Hi everyone its Ant here. Sorry we havent updated the blog lately but things got a bit crazy when we were drugged in Vegas and Dec was mistaken for a porn star and interfered with by some extras from the set of the skin flick Forrest Hump. He is ok now but keeps going on about a box of chocolates.......? We lost Bruce in Vegas and hope that if anyone reading this has seen him they will let us know of his whereabouts, it would be nice to see him, to see him........

Hey you guys, Well what a blast we had in Las Vegas over the Hogmanay weekend. We mate our old mate Goldenballs who came out of his death bed to join us for a few drinks. He was only suppose to stay for one but lasted the whole week and now looks like a bit of a fat Phil Tufnell. The girls took us out around the town and we visited one or two late night clubs. It gave us an idea for our next show involving a pole, tub of jelly and chicken wings. We both loved i...

Hi All, We have just arrived in Vegas and now we have access to the internet I though I would update you all. Anyone would think I am bored with travelling! The photo of the moose is the bird Ant got off with over the weekend she was a lovley Honduran girl but she was one hell off a moose. He met her in Subway as she to was smaller than the footlong club sandwich so they got on like a house on fire. We had a quiet weekend met up with Rod Stuart and we all playe...

Hi everyone from Uncle Sam, Wow this place is so huge and everything is twice as big as back home. Even the girls over here have bigger everything and I must admit i am all for these falsies and I dont mean their teeth. I was caught looking at a pair on the beach and Dec didnt belive me when I said I was thinking of Gravsen and Carsley and that I had forgot to do the coupon before we went away. The only downside is that Bruce keeps telling Dec that being so s...

Hey all our party friends With the fog lifted from Heathrow and xmas over at our mams, we jetted out of the UK yesterday for the start of our US tour. We planned this tour via our travel agent, Juicy Joyce, the high mileage model. She has been like a mother to us so we were happy to promote her new venture FlyGranny.com. During the promotional work we met her other son Ian, who now has 2 babbies, and 40 properties in the manchester area. Anyway back to the tr...