Nice to have an update to read with my morning coffee. Sounds like your chilling nicely. Very nice pair of pants/trousers/shorts/nappy!!!!

Yes they do sound lovely. They are clearly much misunderstood creatures. Takes a grumpy person to know one!!

Hi M & Mike, Goa sounds like a cop out, saw your Facebook message to Floss about the tent, but not the same without somebody imprsoanating a hippo and a security guard armed with a blanket LOL

Have fun, take care x

Occasionally in life you regret starting something that seemed like a good idea at the time. Yesterday i washed the outside of the three cars on the drive and today it was going to be the internal. Two were completed rather painlessly but the third took 1.25 hours. 7 bottlles of various contents, 3 towels, 1 pair of jeans, 1 pair of socks, 1 pair of Wellingtons, 1 pair of cycle shoes and 1 bike tyre (bit like the generation game) had to be removed before the first squirt of the sparkle. No prizes to guess who's car this was??????????. The only consolation was that i am now £7.00 richer!!!!Saints have drawn Man Utd at St Mary's in the next round of the cup. Great to see plenty of activity on the message board. I am a little concerned about your dictionary definitions Wailing. Harpee appears to have been spelt differently in Drews message. These might not be grumpy at all!!! Glad to hear the Pakinstan cricket team sending their regards. I agree - we want some pictures.

Lovely? Did you not read the dictionary definition!!!?? You know what, I think you're just grumpy.

These harpys sound like lovely creatures.

Just to let you know Saints won 2:0 against Balackpool today.

Ahoy. Mike, hilarious bit of news. The other day, Jamie came into the the shop. He was checking out his shifts for the coming weeks, and just before he left I called him back over. I then proceeded to quiz him on the obscene text he sent me. He of course denies all knowledge of writing such things and claims he cant even remember. However, never have I seen a human being (if you can call that lumbering idiot that) turn bright scarlett that quick. Suffice to say, Chevlar and I nearly wet our pants with laughter once Jambo had made a swift exit. Be good to see some pictures soon and look forward to the next blog.

Hey you two, sounds as though it has been eventful so far. We need pictures though! Hope Ems is feeling better.

Harpy

Hi Mikey

I can sympathise with you about Connaught Place in Delhi. It's almost impossible to avoid hassle without getting really rude to everyone. We felt there was some sort of organised gang at work and as you walked away from one pain in the arse, you got picked up by another. Weather much be much more agreeable in Goa and more interesting cuisine (if that's the right word!). I hope Emma is feeeling better again soon and you put the cold and hassle behind you. Any sign of Jara Vegemitefor Miandad?

Mike how tight can you get 30p for a Tuk Tuk ride, I think he should of held out for the £3.00, I think he needs a financial advisor. Who is Harpee!!!! do they play a harp! or was there more than your shorts in your rack sack. We need answers, we also need pictures please. Em I hope you are not paying by the minute on the internet, next time he is on the blog, just make sure you are topping up your tan on the beach and do you know who harpie is!