For your information Hannee we have just dropped off Pierre at Bordeaux airport. He was wearing a silly pair of trousers that looked like a large nappy and come to think of it he did mention something about catching up with a young man he has not seen for a number or years.

Haha. Well, game on as they say. Never has the expression ''piss off'' been more apt! I am cyteching on my own. All booked up in a pleasant little hotel with just my bike and my thoughts for company. No news from the Jambo incident. He still pleads ignorance of course. Its just funny now watching him squirm. He knows exactly what I am talking about! Keep the blogs coming, and good luck with the cycling! Keep them voodoo things close!

I thought you had put the incident to the back of your memory, and anyway if the ball goes behind the wicket it's the non strikers call SO GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!

I think a pee off is in order then to prove once and for all who has the better aim!

Jon, i hear you are are cyteching soon, is this with the delectable Samwise? Any further news on the infamous text from Jambo? I wish i had been there when you mentioned it to him!

So Saunders reckons she can pee more accurately than a dude huh? Right then, I think a little contest is in order upon your return. Looks like a really nice beach though from the pictures:) Mike, you have left me to a miserable fate at The Emporium. And we all know its just a matter of time before Emma's skin turns a beautiful Lobster red in that sun. Haha!

you are no brother to me I, not since the run-out incident at Bangalore in '95! What a great Indian team that was, Snakesharmer, Bitofacocksarkar, Arealmuddarfarker, Rubbishbinny and Cutisarminhalf...none of them ever got colds!!!!!

wow! definitely glad you are spending so long writing the blogs mikey :) not so glad that lots of weird people have popped up to send you messages (strange they're all straight after jb?!) i hope pierre doesn't pop up in goa! i can assure you that thankfully the sri lankans are much more goan in their pestering than north indian, glad to hear delhi hasn't changed one bit! lots of love xx

Greetings from the tent next door Monsier et Mademoiselle! Perhaps next time you visit me you could stay a little longer and bring wiz you your lovely companion. Maybe you could explain to a French woman about giving out sheets? Only I could do with a double.

Very beautiful pictures mes amis - I am so happi that we are enjoying such a beautiful island togezer!

Au revoir for now, and please feel free to fall into my tent again! Now I must solve the sum

Wow you two, love reading the blogs, it all sounds amazing! cows, pigs and lizards in the toilet, crowded. The photos are also great, very well organized of you, keep them coming. did i spot some washing being done already?! even more impressive! i absolutely love that picture of the cow sunbathing with you! x

Brother of mine please come in and take your tablets. My apologies cricketing brothers for his rudeness. My other brother U will make sure he is not allowed to upset anymore persons on this message board.

Mr and Mrs Mickey, so glad you are happy in Goa. Sorry you are having the cold. Perhaps you should be wearing the more clothes? Mr Acrim, you are not welcome on this message board! Just because we are the number one cricket country in the world, you are trying to muscle in. Mr Miandad is also not very welcome.

Great pics and blog guys! Em, don't rise to the bait on the message board, all based on jealousy....but how did you manage to get the mother of all colds?? Mikey, 'sand down the shorts', i seem to remember three young children spending a good part of their French beach holidays doing exactly that!