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Landed in Amsterdam after a brief encounter with a lion in Paris, in the form of a male model......no joke. We are now down a member with Helen jacking it all in to go home to Bath, some girls just cant compare with them girls in the windows.....A cup.
So Paris turned out to be ther walking city, with us managing to walk a marathon in the space of a day. Firstly in the form of the Eiffel Tower (700 stairs!!) at this point helen jilted our plans with her quendo ways. But alas, we have forgot to mention the day before with even more mamouth walking. On day one we started at the Sacre Coeur in Montmare, from there we walked to have some sexy time at the Moulin Rouge (Nowhere near Amsterdam quality). From there we spent some time climbing 284 stairs to the top of the Arc De Triumph and down the Champs elyesse towards the Louvre. And finally on towards Notre Dame where Helen was the actual hunchback, abit an ugly one. Fun Fact, we also had the biggest pizza in the world (hahah without Helen, more for us!)
Ater arriving in the 'coffee shop' our current abode, the air of weed is upon us. First port of call- see naked women.....done. Secord port of call dinner......done and will be there everyday 8 times a day (AMAZING!!).
A note to Hannahs parents, she has decided to get some work here.......I'"ll let you decide what kind of work she means, but basically dont expect her back without a STD (dont worry I am kidding, she just loves the atmosphere). Next Plan is collect Helen from the airport on saturday and visit the Anne Frank Museum and have a laugh in the sex museum. Off to Berlin on Sunday. Untill then......... xx
Note to self- Watch episode of "Gingerkids" of south Park when home.
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