So where do we start in Prague?? Apparently the ghetto! Yes, we thought Prague was pretty until we caught the tram in the wrong direction (20 mins in the wrong direction, we ended up in hinterland) Having realised our grievous error we quickly amended it and found pretty Prague! We also quickly established this is the ugliest nation on earth, with mono brows on women not being uncommon and red hair is the colour of the season - current count 150 plus milling around willy nilly. On to the sights, we struggled to find the huge castle on a hill that overlooks the city, but we persevered and got there in the end. Saw lots of other things, motly buildings and bridges.

Grievous error number two. We thought we would soak up some Czech culture and go to the theatre. Oh dear, what a mistake. It was sick. Note to self and all those reading DON'T DO IT!!! It was the black light theatre, all you need to know was there floating houses, naked people, ghosts, apples, clowns and red noses. No we haven't been smoking anything, but i did wonder. Apparently we were the only people that didn't get it. Physically had to shove stuff in our mouths to stop laughing! Prague has definitely been an experience, some strange s*** around here. Everyone else seems to find it the norm, not us. Off to Krakow next, to soak up some more Nazi history. Here endeth Prague.