It's spealt Pooh Bear, not poo bear. And i dont know where to start on how odd you are!

Matt, good to hear you're still having good time. Come back and get training again though, Bravo Two Zero is calling.

Ah, apparently, Christopher Robin has spotted a mistake in the spelling of his fiancee's name, it should be spelt Pooh, not Poo. Sorry CR

Oi Roleyb Proley you giant, stop being suh a giurly swot, and come and give Hollowhead a friendly hug at her desk, work is sooooo dreary boo hoo

What a cracking picture of the huge elephant knob!! we couldn't stop looking at it (well i couldn't anyway) Christoper Robin and Poo are having an engagement party tonight to declare their love for each other to the world of showbiz, i have bought them a soda stream and some cola flavoured syrup as a pressie. When are you home? I think I have missed you so much at work, i might well have to have a tiny widdle. Give us a call soon, with a typical boring Matty Moo call. Love you lots Hoolowbrains xxxxx

Oright mat hows it going out in thiland just thought id send you a message of me new laptop . Wats it like out there every one wants you back but i wouldnt bother if i were you wether is rubbish. By the way managed to get through to the second grope stage of the cup (last 8) won our first game against swansie valley nd were supposed 2 play yesterday against cardiff but called off hopefully play next saturday or mid week and then bridgend if we win them 2 then on 2 the semis better than the scarlets. Aaron won athleet of the year with his club and scored a try in his cup game last sunday ryans doing well with his team in rugby as ever and mams back in unie on monday talk 2 u soon and c u wen ur money runs out all the best kyle, aaron, ryan and andree xx

Oi oi!! you cheeky sausages on the blower this morning!! Have you married each other yet? I would love to be out there having fun, Chris where did you leave my ticket? If you were my best friend, you would of got me one wouldn't you? Matty Moo - you had better take care of Roley, he is a pure virgin, like Mary, and NOT to be corrupted. love you both xxxx

Hey Ted's, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

How you doing? Happy Birthday to MooMoo!! Hope your having a great time and I am soo jealous! Did you go see the Thai fighting yet? Stay away from the love u long time girls...if they have smaller boobs than you then they are not girls!!!

Missing you both loads!

x Esther x

So Jacko, Tai Pan for lunch? Hollowhead the same?

Matt, I'm coming to make love on Tuesday, be in Bangkok early evening !

Looks like this message board has turned into the Chris and his Hayesipino sex slaves message board. Matt you missed a good do for Chris's birthday... Proley was firing on all cylinders on Friday .. you would have been proud! Take care of him when he comes over and try not to wreak to much havoc. And oh yeah... Merry christmas!!

So is this love a one way thing then? We're over !

okay, what time do you want to go? 12.30? is Jacko taking his phillipino sex slave out for your birthday night tomorrow?? (Matt you smell of ear wax)

Hollowhead - I've got an errand to do so let's do it ! Love you xx (hi matt)