CR - what are you doing for lunch, want to play with Hollwohead instead of smelly Whacko Jacko the sex tourist? oh yeh, hello matt

Just read your update mate, sounds good! This country is freezing, i'm going to blame the French, they always have a hand in making my life uncomfortable! Have noticed no ones written on your board since 19th of nov. Its because no one likes you! Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. What happened to Thailand for xmas? Take care mate

oh, i didn't think that b**** was a rude word? in case you're wondering, i called you a lady dog

LMB, you are a crazy b****, love Hollowhead

Matty Moo, whats this news about you with no wife now?? Proley said he definately will marry you when he's finished his training, yesterday he was doing bayonet practice and he waved it about soooo much, his balloon exploded and Pooh cried. God its awful at work, no Moo and no Christopher Robin, Hollowhead has not been a happy bunny! why were you rodeoing goats? do they buckeroo as good as cows? do cows buckeroo? I bet you room of bunk beds stank of man bums, sorry i missed your call the other day, speak soon though, take care and I know the Christopher Robin would like to send you a kissogram, but he can't. Miss ya xxx

Justine you odd ball

Just read your text message to Christopher Robin (friend of Pooh), it made me laugh so much, and it made Christopher Robins short shorts even tighter!

It was a Panorama special on Afghanistan, following the Grenadier Guards doing their thing. Then 'commando on the front line', well good TV, live life on the sofa, dont travel.

I think Hollowhead is saving herself for you !

Well, just read your blog, ha thats nothing, you should here what i got up to yesterday, god it was so much better than beaches, waterfalls, lakes etc! i went to work after i waited in all day to find my new carpet was too short, so had to send it back, got home from work, Christopher Robin and his little red balloon came round to watch Soldier based TV programs(which i strangely enjoyed??) , and the absolute highlight of my day was visiting the new Marks and Sparks food section in the garage last night! You really think i would swap all that to be in your shoes.... place is not the same without you xxxx

All of this sounds really awful. make sure to post some photos on this, otherwise we won't believe you.

Guess where your mum & dad are going next? Dogs Ok.

take care and watch out for sharks, they've attacked two swimmers off Cairns this week..

Dad

its really took a nosedive here since you went, i have gone into mourning! love the photos you dirty dog, wish Connibobbles andI could come and join you, its very tempting, but I what a bad example you would set him. really miss ya, come home soon so we can play xxxx

Barker see your having a great time, i am getting so jealous and wish i was out there again, i daren't show carly your blogs and photo's or she'll be booking the flights to get out there again. Couldn't aford it again though!

Keep up the blogs, look forward to hearing what your up to in OZ.

PJ