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So into miami i go grryhound station...in the middle of nowhere soo taxi it is jump in the taxi and the driver picks up some foreign guy too strange but ok so here i am in the back of a taxi tryna translate for this guy baring in mind i can only just speak english. So we manage to decipher which hotel hes stayin in only the hotel no longer exists and has been closed for months oooooh fab so i get dropped off at my hostel and ask if theres any spare rooms there isnt but not my problem should have booked a room in a hostel tht exists doyle! So hostel is ok a little unfriendly everyone appears to just love themselves well it is miami :/ on the plus side theres a jacuzzi and a swimmin pool wooo! Soo i get to my room pop my s*** in and wander my arse to southbeach to see what all the fuss is about. So its like a million degrees so the first thing i do is get a hat and another vest top and it appears i cant find a washing machine in the hostel which is fab when u smell as bad as i do. So miami i diddnt really do much sunbathed swam in the extra salty sea saw a bit of some vollyball walked around walked around some more and booked my arse a trip to see some aligarors :). So walked to the shop to get picked up and got the bus all the way to some aligator enclosure and yet again for some reason no one was very friendly and just looked at me like aids when i tried to talk to them oh well there loss im awsome! Aligators were kewl got to go on one of those boats with a big fan scary!! And got to hold a baby alligator yey! Only confusing thing is tht the gift shop sold alligator jerky and alligator heads and alligator burgers bit strange for an alligator conservation but hey americans are craazy :p. got home to be harrassed by a mahoosive cockroach yes it was dead but still f***in mingin and scary i sat scared of it and tryna get the courage to move in until i met a lass from germany who was sharing my room and we went for a walk to see the sunset fatal error we were on the wrong beach so saw the sun set over the buildings haha oops!
So tht was miami expensive drinks expensive shops and a beach :/ ohyeah i got a steak, special offer $15 thought id treat myself to a cocktail which cost $15.50 wtf?! Managed to spend one of my nights in the jacuzzi that was in the hostel with a girl from LA and some guy from texa i think, theyd come up for the wrestling so we just chilled in there and had a few beers, which i instantly regretted the next morning when i saw the colour of the water ewwwww Ne how miami is for you if youve got a lot of money and like sunbathing meh! On to new orleans baby!!!!
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