So much for that. We have a meeting with the international accommodations office tomorrow for being loud and disorderly. Great.

DON'T NEED TO READ THIS. IS VERY BORING AND CRINGE and is more a note to myself but I didn't have any paper. Right, I've had a revelation. It's a bit late, but I've got there eventually. First and foremost - I must stop listening to Lana Del Rey - Videogames on repeat. It is a great song but makes me feel like genuine crap every time I listen to it and that's not fun when I'm at home let alone in a foreign country where I don't speak the language and don't re...

Turns out everything I was told about Milan was a lie. People said: - "Don't worry, everyone speaks English" - LIE. In fact, it is quite the opposite. NO ONE speaks english. And anyone who knows me knows full well that I do not speak Italian. Not out of choice but due to lack of skill. So how the majority of my friends here are italian, i do not understand. Our cnversations consist of me saying "non posso parlare italiano" and then they will ask where I'm...

Day:1. Friends:0. Being woken up at 3.15am having gone to bed at 1.45am after enduring the world's worst hangover and having slept the evening before on a plank of polished wood covered by what I assume was a tea towel, I was hardly thrilled to be moving myself and all my worldly possessions to another country that I have been told is "ugly and cold". The plus side of being up this bloody early though was that I could have a mcdonald's breakfast at the airport!...