lord of the sausages repoting for duty....okay so the jounrney began after some good advice from john g not to shag any prostitues and with a very heavy bag. For some reason me and ferg decided the non lad jimmy phillips was reliable enough to drive us to the airport- he drove us to the wrong terminal and we almost missed our plane.. this was pretty jokes. Me and ferg sat on the left side of the plane as some bellends had decided to book tickets in between us and the rest of the gang that is sergeant weak lid (monkey) ( charlie richardson), private weak chat ( remi), the topless mammoth (peddie), the sensible, cost effective guy (barny) and the man with strange body hair (hartly). Me and ferg had a pretyy amazing time on the left of the plane where we encountered the only person in the world to speak louder than michael walker. City of God was showing and this got us in the mood for some streetcrime uk style.