So we aaarived in rio fully clothed after the flight it was too hot for that and te topless mammoth sneaked on a pair of shorts. We had ordered a cab but after not having looked for it, we decided it had not shown up and ordered another one, we then walked out into the reception area and there was a sign for f jones. We then got our first near death experience as drivers in rio dont look when they change lanes. We arrived at the hostel we had booked ony to find t...

lord of the sausages repoting for duty....okay so the jounrney began after some good advice from john g not to shag any prostitues and with a very heavy bag. For some reason me and ferg decided the non lad jimmy phillips was reliable enough to drive us to the airport- he drove us to the wrong terminal and we almost missed our plane.. this was pretty jokes. Me and ferg sat on the left side of the plane as some bellends had decided to book tickets in between us and...