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So xmas day in malawi.... pure bliss.... too many it could be but if you are woken up at 3am to the sound of a storm and your sleeping in a tent..... oh yes and your head feels like its been hit by a sledge hammer.... circle of death is never a good idea.... why do i insist on suggesting such drinking games??!?!???! So the storm keeps going, i get well aquainted with the toilet and my tent floods..... merry feckin xmas!!!!
We pack up and head north stopping at a market to buy our dress our gear for xmas party take 2!!! Everyone comes back on the bus with some weird and wonderful stuff but we are all so hungover we delay it till boxing day.... bring on the fun!!! I think james n tav have to have had the best costumes both ended up looking like lady boys in tight fitting numbers.... another great night with a bloody good meal of roast beef and present swapping in secret santa..... this made up for xmas day however the 4am start the next day was a killer!!!
We travelled to dar es salam where we sat in the queue for the ferry beside a fish market.... i have to bury my head in my jumper cause this is like no fish market i've ever encountered before.... then we get off the truck to experience the ferry crossing.... sardines on a floating death trap would sum up that one.... no way were there enough life jackets if that one went down.... and the good news we are back on it tomorrow at rush hour when its even busier... must look forwards to that one!!!
Zanzibar is next stop.... white beaches, sun and cocktails for the next three days.... i can cope with that.... oh yes and the bad news is the whole island has a power cut at the moment.... cue warm beers and sweaty betty's!!! Us girlies decide to head to the beach massage hut for an all over body massage and boy is that what they mean.... when the lady decides to massage my crack i move very quickly thinking wrong place to go poking about when i've got a dose o the runny kind!!!
We all get dressed up for new years eve with bonfire on the beach and african dancers and i'd love to go on and tell you about the rest of the night but as it was so hot we started on the cold ones about 4 in the afternoon and a few jager bombs later i canna mind anything else!!!! Happy New Year!!!!
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