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Ok so i've been feelin a bit inferior this week.... ended up in outdshoorn where the place is just filled with "chicks" n "birds" as u guys all put it.... only thing is they are all bred with long lanky skinny legs, long thin necks... no double chins in sight when they do a big belly laugh like me!!! And everyone says they are a hell of a ride..... ok so for those of you that haven't worked it out yet its ostrich capital of the world and the hell of a ride is no joke!!!
So of course when they say does anyone want to ride the ostrich the sensible part of me says no feckin way those things can move bloody fast and i already just about lost three fingers feeding the things.... then there's my other wild child head that says bloody right you want to ride the ostrich... its free it will be fun.... well i worked out why its free!!!!
So the whole experience is something i'll never forget and goes a bit like this.... "so where do i hold onto?"... "the wings"... ah yes silly me the things made of feathers that you guys pluck.... solid then!!!! "so where do i put my legs?"... "over its shoulders and grip tight"... ah yes naturally out in front of you!!! "so where do i sit?".... back here and lean back".... ah yes so your centre of gravity is all to pott!!!!
I think i had that sucker sticker on my forehead again though as a couple of minutes in when i'm starting to think maybe this wasn't such a good idea the guy goes "now we run"... to that i'm like "no its ok i don't need to run"... i think we started to have those handy english problems at that point as we then get "we run now".... i think that is when my voice went very high pitch screaming "no seriously i don't want to run.... aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhh ffffffeeeeeecccccckkkkkkkiiiiiiinnnnnn hhhhhhheeeeeellllllllllllllllll!!!!!!" Its all on video so you can check that out for your own amusement purposeses..... I'm still laughing now when I play it back!!!!
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