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hey hey hey everyone!
sorry aint written since i have bin in thailand!
basically all i have done is paaaaaaarty!i have have tattoos done with bamboo! burnt my leg on a motorbike exhaust and hired a big quad bike twice! the 2nd time i fell off drivin a new friend down a steep rocky slope in the jungle, trying to find a waterfall! i hurt my bottom, and he hurt his toe and broke his flipflops, other than that we wer both ok!
i arrived in bangkok on 28th dec(after leaving the jungle safari in nepal on xmas day and gettin a bus to calcutta whr we stayed for a day then caught a plane to bangkok!we stayed thr till 30th and met some thai girls and an israeli who we went clubbing with!
we arrived in haad rin, koh phagnan on 31st dec and cudnt find a room so we stayed in an empty shop in thong sala!shared with a thai girl we met on the bus and a jap/spanish/american born gay guy!went and got our first buckets and got kinda spangled and lost torq b4 new year! then lost corey and the opthers , bt made lotsa friends any way!stayed longer than planned in phangnan!met 2 aussies, nikolai and daniel and basically shacked up wi them in haad rin! lost torq for days! then we went koh samui on the around the 5th jan!~gota lovely place on the beach , torq was too spangled that he didnt wana cum. he joined us the following day. dan was sick most of the time so stayed in bed, we hired loads of dvds and just stayed in watching them all the time. shortly after that i quickly got bored and had to go off by myself, met more randoms, got more spangled and kept arguing with torq! were still getting on but he just does my head in when he's spangled! we decided we had to get out of party town and go to ko tao, the aussies decided to go to phuket and get their suits. but i meet some nutty bird from leeds called kelly and we ended up going out and drinking cocktails. we ended meeting some random from london who owned three villas with swimming pools so i got the lads and we partied their for two days. the aussies missed the boat they booked and wanted us to miss ours too but we couldn't afford it so they paid for us to go to phuket with them which was another party town. this was were torq celebrated his birthday. we went bowling, a shooting range, driving range, mini golf and said on top of the muay thai advertisement lorry. we watched a footy match. when i was in samui in the nightclubs i was gettin really annoyed cos i kept getting mistaken for a thai prostitute. the same guy came up to me three times asking me for money because the prostitutes have to pay to solicite in the bars. even my bungalow i stayed in for a week, the first fours days i went out by myself cos the guys stayed in the hotel attenedents spoke to me fine but when the guys came out and i came back with them they started asking me for id thinking i was a thai prostitute. when we had the accident with my leg the women ran into my room and told me she hopes i die! i didn't say anything back i was just shocked! the worst was in phuket when i walked down chaweng road and people kept trying to buy me
torq locked me out of the hotel cos he was asleep hung over and i couldn't get through to him i had shorts and a t-shirt on, no make-up on and had bought a bunch of banans to put in our frige and i was walking down the road and still people were wistling to me asking how much, although there were birds dressed to the 9's looking for business! i was so parranoid about talking to anyone unless they were english or austrailian because the foreigners didn't recognise my accent and thought i was trying to sell myself!
me and torq decided to go back to ko pha-ngan because i had met some bird from cambridge called anna and we got on really well and i hadn't been to a full-moon party yet! but because i took so long in replying to her she had to leave the next day to go to sydney! the aussies flew back to australia the next day because on of them was always sick and the last straw was when he got a mosquito bite which got infected, he ran a fevor and wanted his mummy! and the other one was homesick and wanted to get back to work to save up and go travelling again!
the night boat was fantastic and met people from every nation. managed to get to sleep somehow for about an hour i think. we checked in about 7am at haad rin beach resort and we both had a shower and torq went to sleep. i went down to the main strip, bought a bucket and meet some more randoms. one guy called andy who is a northern monkey, a nutty swede called rebekka and a dude from hull called darren! darren had to go to sleep so me rebekka and andy went to a bar. we rebekka went to get changed but never returned so me and andy got quite spangled! lost him somehow cos he needed to sleep and i met back up with anna. we all sat in a bar laughin and making fun of everyone, especially the guys in spedos who thought they were james bond but clearly weren't. didn't manage to get many pictures cos i didnt have any batteries. the first four days i had about three hours of drunken sleep and that was it! then i hired an quad bike and it took the women one hour to explain to me how to use it, she even had to phone someone who spoke better english to come and help me. even then i had to write it on a piece of paper and stick it on the handle bar. the hills are craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy so steep and bendy, i'm lucky i'm still alive. the next morning i had a passenger on the back, funnily enough i felt safer. while we had dinner we met an algerian who lives here now called heda and he took us on a jungle excertion. he tried to make us go up this rooky hill. my bike went up but torqs scooter didn't. thank god it didn't cos when we drove round it was a construction site and would of been a big drop down. chilled at his for a bit and he dressed my leg. by the time we had to leave it was night and there was no lampposts and it was just dark and i was so tired i had to sing to keep myself awake. i started of with a hundred green bottles hanging on the wall, got to 80 and got confused! i kept singing the first lines of songs and realised i don't really now any whole songs! we got lost for an hour but made it back in one piece.
the day before the fullmoon party was my best day ever! andy crawled out of his pit and we met a couple of aussies and me and andy thought it would be a big mopping bucket and filled it up with litres of alcohol and made our own straws extra long! then we bumped into a guy whos 6'9 and his mate who said they wanted to make us guru's. we all got completely spangled and decided to get a cardboard box, draw wheels on it, sit in it with a taxi sign next to the other taxi drivers and shout 'TAXI'
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