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Sometimes I wonder what my brain is thinking. Like for instance, last Saturday night my brain told my body that the cold bathroom floor of Cubanas is much more appealing than the comfy couches we were sitting on outside.So yes, after fainting and nearly getting a brain injury from the fall (hehe, not that bad), I found myself a few seconds later being carried out by some random bouncer and after Jason rushed me to hospital I vaguely recall a nurse poking me a million times trying to get a vein (and eventually using an infant needle, but if you ask me, I think the nurse was just incompetent cause she kept on knocking my chest bone to wake me up - it was bruised the next day! she should've rather knocked me on the head… anyways) but after the drip kicked in I was A-ok.I went to a Homeopath/Iridologist yesterday just to have a "check-up" and he's sending me for FOURTEEN blood tests. Like I have that much blood in my body to donate for stupid tests! Anyways, its just routine tests like Glucose, Lipoprotein, blood count, etc. Its luckily not for stuff like Menzodiazepines, Salicylate, Catecholamines or for any amoebas that might be floating around in my blood stream. (I, of course, know exactly what those mean).
I received a very interesting email today (thanks Alexis!). It's the "1943: Guide to Hiring Women". It was so pathetic that I actually found it amusing. Can men ACTUALLY be so stupid?! Here are some extracts that I just HAD to share for your amusement:
(1) Pick young married women. They usually have more of a sense of responsibility than their unmarried sisters.
(2) Women who are a little bit on the heavier side are more even tempered than their "underweight sisters".
(3) Women should change from one job to another during the course of the day as women are inclined to be less nervous and happier with change.
(4) Make allowances for feminine psychology.A girl has more confidence and is more efficient if she can keep her hair tidied, apply fresh lipstick and wash her hands several times a day.
(5) Never ridicule a woman - it breaks her spirit and cuts off her efficiency.
(6) Get enough size variety in operator's uniforms so that each girl can have a proper fit. This point can't be stressed too much in keeping women happy.
Say WHAT? What were they THINKING?! (Although I will use this to my advantage and tell my boss that in order for me to be "more efficient" I require a "faffing-time-allowance" of, say, two hours per day? You know, to keep my hair tidied, apply fresh lipstick… that kinda thing).
PS: (I have to share this), a colleague just walked past my desk and said to me: "Every time I walk past your desk yo'eur shoveling something". So there. There are actually people that not only THINK I eat all the time, but actually SEE me eat all the time. So to Sathar, Jason, Lene, Michelle that was so kind to tell me "you fainted because you don't eat properl…." Oh hang on. I guess there's a difference between EATING and eating PROPERLY. Ok fine, you win.
I'm off to meet the movers cause I'm moving into my new home …wooohoo!! I missed my four poster bed!!
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