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So today we had to check out at midday so decided to go find a local pool so we could use their shower before we went on the night bus that evening. As we don't do things by half we couldn't just to any old pool we had to go to a luxury 5 star hotel in which we got complimentary flannels which loz took full advantage of for her prickly heat. We felt rather out of place as no one seemed to smile there which was a shame. #fivestarlife. We decided to eat there since we we'd already there o got a club sandwich and mine and chars fave holidat drink vodka grenadine and lemonade.after another few hours sunbathing weak got a shower which was the cleanest we have felt since arriving from England. We then had the journey of taxi back to t Venus to collect our bags. To which we realised we had forgot the map (when will we learn) we managed to explain and helped direct not thinking anything about rush hour traffic. The taxi driver was a very Perculiar man he vomited as soon as he opened the door the at crewing tobacco the whole time me and lox were convinced his mouth was bleeding but char said it was the colour of the tobacco. He stared at Loz through his wing mirror the whole way. Stopping at traffic lights we encountered 2girls hands in the window that were tribe to sell us flowers which we say there that long me and char were nearly sitting on each other so decided to just buy 2 lots of flowers so they would go away. Then a man with blocks of wood as legs retrying to eh at the window of our taxi yet again me and char were not very happy with this experience.we then realised the time ten to 6 we were getting picked up from the t Venus in 10 mins. Oh dear we had a panicky 10 mins but we made it with minutes to spare. The taxi journey to the bus stop was uneventful. The taxi driver took car of us we were stuck in traffic lights again so bought a bottle of water from a women walking down the road. He locked the doors and put up the window when he saw the beggars coming which was very helpful as I took it upon myself to pretend I was asleep. Arriving at the bus stop as usual there's always something chars battery ran out with our bus ticket on. We saw Kate and Ross again coincidentally on the same bus the row in front.we thought others on the bus so we popped into shop next doors or some Chang (bad idea) Loz drank 2cans and became changy and decides she couldn't wait to use the loo so went to the front of the bus to s of they would stop at the side of the road. One of the lovely bus ladies went and held Lozs hand whilst she went for a wee. Me n char watched Garfield the movie on tv whilst Lauren listened to Justin beiber whist swinging her arms around. Lauren didn't think I she had enough changs and went it the shop the first shop only had bottles so she got 2 and asked for a bottle opener using here whole body for description. She then went the second shop and came out with 4 cans of Chang she payed the lady and attempted to kiss her on cheek and tripped. Luckily Lauren got back on the bus and fell asleep unfortunately for her she fell asleep with her bottle in her hand and covered her blanket in beer. She soon found a replacement. We then all feel asleep on the bus and woke up in began. Soon as we landed we we're oggled by loads of taxi drivers trying to charge us a fortune: in the mean time what appeared to be a car alarm was going off... Oh no it turned out to the Laura's rape alarm. So we needed up in a lil inbetwreners car and howled while way to the hotel.the driver pulled over and said we have to pay an entrance fee we through the he was having us on at first however others pulled over. We made it to hotel blazing which was a cute hut nice accommodation for a couple of nights.
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