So...now we have left Thailand and loved it more than we ever could have imagined we thought we would put together a list of memories/facts/funny things that remind of us the places we have been. A lot of them are in jokes so you will just have to ride with it. Here goes......... 1) Juice in a plastic bag - why? 2) Rabied, stinky Thai dogs everywhere 3) No flushing toilets bring on the squat 4) ALWAYS take your shoes off as feet are the dirtiest part of the body - FACT 5) You NEVER make fun of the King or lick a stamp for that matter 6) Street Pad Thai - the food of Gods! 7) Peanut Butter and Banana Panackes - at least 2 per day 8) Tuk Tuk/Near death experience 9) Barter no matter how many pence 10) Yellow shirts - long live the King 11) Always carry toilet paper 12) Samson buckets - cheap but not so cheerful 13) "Sawadee Ka" - Hello 14) "Kop Kun Ka" - Thank You 15) Masaman Curry - mmmmmmmmmm 16) Rice in a pineapple - ingenious! 17) Pineapple lassi/shake/juice/everything!!! 18) Beach/Hillside huts 19) ALWAYS wear mosquito spray 20) Sarong - the best purchase ever 21) Water Water Water 22) Bow your head when you greet someone 23) Bare feet 24) Thai Massage - "You want massage sexy lady?" 25) Gooch/Gooch Talk - Stu 26) Steve Irwin R.I.P 27) "Man up" - Stu 28) "Yeah Ya Do" 29) "Phi Phi Forever" - Elly & Claire 30) "You NEVER put your mask on your head" - Dangerous Dave 31) Bum spray (why not just use tissue?) 32) "Stinky Thai..." Laura & Luce 33) Best Views ever! 34) Taxi Boat 35) Long Bus Journeys 36) Guitar Time & Laura's Chord 37) 1000 Baht = 15 pound 38) Never eat meat off the street! 39) 'Hotel California Remix' - Koh Phang Nan 40) 'Politik' (Coldplay) - Koh Tao 41) 'Gasoline/Betterman (James M)/Shakira Shakira' - Phi Phi 42) Cloud watching 43) Sand EVERYWHERE 44) "s*** off you lesbian!" - Stu/Killer 45) I Pod Tug of war 46) "Not its mouth...its FACE!!! - Stu 47) Star Tatts - "A star for the souls that were lost" 48) "Mistakes are just a learning process blah blah...." Stu's tatt! 49) Thai Men with long nails - we dont care whether you're wealthy or not its frickin groce! 50) Counting down traffic lights - we need them in the UK Hope you enjoyed our words of wisdom! Us xxx