I'm alive! And in Guilin. Saw the rice terraces today and they were lovely. Can't upload photos cause this computer is totally ghey. But I will provide a more substantial update just as soon as I get access to a computer that works well.
Off to cruise the Li River tomorrow and then stay in Yangshou a couple days. I head home a week tomorrow (the 9th) and because I go through a hole in time and space, I also arrive home on the 9th... two hours after I took off :S
Lots of love and I'll update more later.