hi is there a place for backpacker or b&b to stay in rothenburg?thank you
Daddy T
About the corruption problem.
A fence in the garden of a public hospital has been damaged because of the storm and the hospital director wants to fix it. So he calls 3 experts, a British guy, a German guy and a Greek guy in order to examine the damage and tell him how much they want in order to fix the problem.
So the British guy takes out his tools first, he examines the problem, he measures the fence, and finally says "It'll cost you 500 euros. 100 for the materials I'll use, 100 for me and 300 divided between the workers who'll do the job".
"OK", says the director and he asks the German guy to take a look at the fence. The German guy takes out his tools, he measures the fence etc and finally says :"It'll cost you 400 euros. 50 for the materials, 50 for me and 300 divided between the workers".
The director says "OK" and asks the Greek guy "How much do you want to fix it"? The Greek guy immediately says " The total price is 1.400 euros", without taking a look at the fence. The director wonders "But you didn't even take a look and you're too expensive. How did you come up with that price?" "Simple", the Greek guy answers. "500 euros for me, 500 for you and we'll hire the German guy to fix the fence".
Daddy T
In a train carriage there were a Greek man, a Turkish man, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady.
After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Turkish man had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
(1) The blonde thought:- "That Turkish idiot wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face".
(2) The fat lady thought:- "This dirty old Turkish man laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
(3) The Turkish man thought:- "That stupid Greek man put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
(4) The Greek man thought:- "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that Turko again".
Daddy T
What's this, no updates?! No funny read in the morning... come on!
Tu Papa
Have a wonderful time, enjoy every moment. Love you very much
Joseph
Thank you guys! We are leaving the Rivera household as I type! You guys made this possible for sure. Thank you so much!!!
Joe And Genie
We're thinking of you as you leave tomorrow on this adventure. Have a great time