This is not good.

Oslo to the Ukraine is not exactly a journey you'd describe as balmy and my cold weather gear consists of one thin hoodie. The flipflops are looking unnecessary. Still, I hear the former USSR is nice this time of year. There's also the issue of a small sea being in the way and I didn't bring any swimmers... Oh, and thanks for sending me to the "Oslo" airport that is 110km away from the city, the 2 hour coach journey was just what I wanted. Arses.

Anyway, could be worse, I could be without my bottle of Jagermeister to keep me company, I haven't forgotten my priorities.