Finally jody is eating fish!!!!i agree with ure ma and pa - upgrade to the king prawns they are far better! Im suprised you havent starved to death by now jode...knowing how fussy you are!!glad to hear you are both having fun...i dont think i wil ever stop being jelous!when are there gonna be some photos detailing your adventures eh?!im sure everybody wants to see some so get it sorted you 2!!Trying to think if there has been anything interessting going on here.....oh yes that would be no because we live in kiddy and have to work all the time! (oh the bitterness is amazing!). ive got my grill next tues which will determine whether i will get a promotion - keep ure fingers crossed for me!Have fun on the elephants - dont go falling off or anything!miss you, lots of love!
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hey you two jonty and em here just e-mailing from bar in Lourdes, glad to hear you're both well, stay off the bikes dan, Mark Green is dead remember! he can't save you, this keyboard is backwards so sorry to be short stay safe love you x here is jonty: phew got heat burns off of Emma's face there and she's well slow on this french computer. or just well slow anyway! sounds like you're having a fun time and glad you've got the jesus / buddha thing sorted - dead cultural! keep pressing wrong buttons like this dkfjzebqbd so that's all! have fun!- bye bye then spemx

hey jo and danny,
Glad to hear your both safe and enjoying yourself in the sun and rain! Jody why not try to upgrade from shrimps to king prawns so much more juicy!!
Sorry you two but your dad has eaten all the easter eggs, you know what he is like when there is chocolate in the house.
Don't for get that when yuo go to ride the elephants keep them away from the water because they like to go swimming and where there is water there is crocodiles/lizards. hehe
keep safe and enjoy yourself
All our love mom and dad x x x x x x

Hey losers!
Will top up your phone on Friday, then i will be out of your debt so no interest can be paid!!! not even 50p!!! Riding an elephant sounds so cool just don't fall off or pull his tail. I assume by the silence on the lizard/crocidile front he has not returned to eat you? me and ol are becoming big fan's of steve irwin i bet he could kick budda's and jesus' ass but you know the ultimate dule would be dumbledore and aslan, throw kong in and it would be a royal rumble lol Stayed at dad's last night and he was right, we did order enough chinese food to feed the country but it was good!! Dad is having too days off peace and quiet from his stressful life of sitting behind a desk, he doesn't even want us to go round, he is so rubbish. Student loan day on saturday so i'm very excited (thank you Mr Blair!) Mum was really worried bout the motorbikes she said she will shoot your boots off when you get home. Chloe has eaten one of ol's egg's so far so he will substitute it with one of yours, he's looking alot like you at the min, he really is making the most of your clothes! Grandad nearly died laughing on Friday thanks to lou, when she informed him that she was running a marathon! Yep lou is running the Dublin marathon, the whole 26miles! he actually nearly fell off his chair and made lots of joke's about her stopping at a pub on the way to the finishing line. Anyway best go get back to revision ( or just eat more eggs!!) bye x
P.S Jode, Topshop rules and you suck lol

Hi you two, DONT go on MOTORBIKES, DONT swim with anything that will EAT you, DONT fall off the ELEPHANTS, but apart from that enjoy yourselves.Have fixed the boiler, washer , shower and drains so you will be able to WASH when you come home.How do we top up your phones send us details and we will do it for you?
Em is getting sunburnt in Lourdes Jonathan says she looks like a belisha beacon!!!Louise is back for tea tonight with Sarah and Ol so should be full house for a change Miss you both TAKE CARE speak soon. Momma x

Hi,

looks like you are living dangerously !!!
Just restocking the cupboards after Sarah and Ol looked after sally for one night - I have never seen so many take - away left overs - Ol was watching his favourite film - "you got mail". I have a few days off now to catch up on some DVD watching - "Kingdom of Heaven" being first on the list - keeping in line with your religous theme and thoughts on Easter.
Down to important business - Real Madrid have put in a bid for Steve G !!!!
United just about on track to pip Chelsea !!!
Hope to hear from you soon - keep safe and well.

Sounds like ur having an amazing time jode! how jealous am i?!?! Not much 2 update u on this end, Rachels leaving 2 go work at merry hill as a manager at the end of the month and we now have a new bar maid! Toms not loving it though as shes not a hottie! :) Reckon ur job will def still be there 4u if u can bear it when u get back! Have fun on ur elephant both of u, hope hes not 2 smelly :) xxxxxxxxxx

Just read Jodes message.
Yeah buddha just sits there what a wuss The big Jesus would kick his ass.
Oh yeah and we rode motorbikes was fun. Bye bye ( i can hear your gasp now mother )
Have u fixed that bath yet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bye

Hey all u losers stuck in the UK,
Im kicking it in thailand somewhere on sum island on some beach, it is still a happy 30 deg , was raining today but me and jode stayed in the water to get out of the rain kinda worked but we still were wet .
Might go ride an elephant tmoz only costs 500 baht 9 quid to u lot.
cool time for revenge.
1, Oliver the head butt could only improve your ugly mug keep out of my wardrobe u loser
2, lou and sar u still owe me money and the interest rate is a killer now im out of the country.
3, my easters eggs better be there when i get back and no using chloe as an excuse as i will do extensive urine analysis to get to the bottom of it.

Cambodia was amazing , stayed on the beach for the last 3 days ( yeah dad a beach not just warfare on every street Corner )
Learnt loads bout different cultures and might become a buddist monk, they get to wear a funky orange number and dont pay for anything its well cool
Glad to see your still working early mum although if u pulled your finger out u could get in a little earlier ( andera have a word!!!)
Sarah you still suck,on a serious note if 1 of the ugly sisters would top up my phone a tenner will do would be greatly appreiated, Bought pirate dvd lost series 2 so be nice to me sar or u cant watch it.
Got a load of post cards so if u can send me nana addresse so she can here from her favourite;-)
Yeah just to let u know how safe we are in cambodia had to make a run for the border and the whole group got through with 2 mins to spare or we would of had to stay in no mans land in the middle That was well cool.
Im hungry again now so gonna go eat something
The messages are cool by the way ( except yours Lou ;-) ) ha ha only joking
will be back in a few days dont miss me too much

Hey there Kymie you big scary lady! No worries about booking flights - there will be no weddings on this trip thankyou very much, i know how much you want to go to a wedding but i can safely say that it will not be mine - although i'm pretty sure i can get us an invite to the wedding of a thai bride to an english geek if you fancy that!! and for your information, i was a very brave girl the other night and pulled the tail and crispy skin off two shrimps and ate them!! they tasted like sand and salt so nothing too exciting but i didn't even flap, i just did it dead calmly!! are you proud of me? i really am!! we've left cambodia now and are on Koh Chang Island which is Thailand's 2nd biggest and is well pretty - it tips it down with rain periodically but it's still warm and is sunny in between the storms! we sat in the sea in a thunderstorm earlier - was well cool! we're seeing lightning on its own most days at the moment - sometimes rain follows, most of the time not but the best day was sitting at the top of cambodia's highest mountain around a campfire in the dark with proper lightning going off all around us with no storm to go with it - that night was ace!

There's so much to tell you all but sod's law says that as i come to write it down, it's all gone out of my head - maybe Danny will remember stuff i wont!? he's writing a message too at the moment!

think we're going snorkelling tomorrow and i'm going on an elephant ride (!) so will update you all about that. Aside from danny's debate that Jesus would kick Budda's ass in a fight, Easter was a bit of a non-entity as there isn't a big following for it here but we're certainly looking forwrd to eater eggs when we return (so long as Chloe/Em/Sar/Ol/Sandra/or even you Louise can leave chocolate lying around for 3 and a half months!

Anyway, i've rambled and i'm pretty sure Danny is hungry again!! will update as i remember /things happen. Love to you all! xxxxx

Hiya you two. Mum said you rang last night. Hope you had a good easter weekend, your easter eggs were safe when I left but with Ol around your probably missing a few hee hee (Jody kept yours safe), Chloes been eyeing them up too. Keep txting Em saying ive left her easter eggs on the window ledge like Sarah did last year am picking her up this Sat morn. Had a nice time at Dads on good friday and of course Mum didnt break tradition with a huge roast for easter sunday sure she cooked for 7, me and Sar were so full.
Im back in Leeds till weekend now ;-(. Saw stevie harris looking very worse for wear last saturday morn at Sainsburys he couldnt even speak he was that hung over hee hee. Lauren sends her regards and is going to have a look at your message board. Had lots fun with her on Easter Sunday eve. Anyway better go... take care miss you lots big sis xxxx

Hey guys, hope your still having a wonderful time and are not too burnt! Thought I would fill you in on Ol's bad exploits! He was sent off on Sundy, although he swears blind he didn't do anything, then he got head butted and kicked in the legs but he still got sent off! They played a nasty team in Bredbury but won 4-1 so he was happy in the end (sort of) House is real quiet at the min, keep thinking bout giving you a pummelin then realising Jode is probably doing it for me (or she should be!) House sitting for dad tonight so we can eat everything in his house and blame Sally. Em got to lourdes safely although she will probably come back with some form of a disease. Anyway hope you are both ok, can't wait to hear from you x