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Good Afternoon dearests,
So, when i last left off it was a couple days ago and i was just leaving mooloolaba. well we met up with the boys on the bus in a very undramatic fashion suprisingly - we were sort of expecting banners, balloons, singing, you know the works, but as it happens the boys were all asleep, and not even sitting together. Hi to you too. So anyway, i managed to grab a seat next to the sleeping beauty that was James and after a few pics and some very fascinating noises i decided to wake him in a nice friendly gentle fashion. but then he didnt wake so i hit him. twice.
so we finally get to noosa and it is georgous. i mean really really pretty - there are parks and just green everywhere, and we are right next to the beach which is always an added bonus :) it wasnt until i discovered how they kept it so nice and tidy that i started to dislike the prettiness - they ban drinking. i mean dont get me wrong you can drink...in a bar or a restaurant, but in the hostel? NO. on the streets? NO. on the beach? NO. big ol fine comes straight your way if anyone catches you...its like they assume backpackers will disregard the rules at any and every oppertunity! the fact that we spent the evening crowded on a park bench by the beach in the dark listening to music and drinking goon out of lemonade bottles has no reflection on our ability as a race of people (yes backpackers are a race of their own, a species even perhaps) to obay the law :P soooo we made it back into the hostel with the remains of our precious goon eventually and basically continued our blatent floundering of the rules for as long as the security guard on duty would let us :P which was time enough for will to get utterly and hilariously smashed and spend the night commenting on Anna's root situation with her hair and also, for some unknown reason, elliots croch. dont ask me what about his croch, lets just say there was staring and praise where there should never be staring and praise. elliot was worried, i was worried, will was relocating to brokeback mountain at the next oppertunity :P
the next day was mostly spent at the beach. it was beautiful weather so why the hell not in my opinion! and after saying goodbye to Gav (another member of the family leaving us) me and sophie went for some lunch at this burger place. but we were wrong, it was no normal burger place, it was a place of such immense burgerness that no other burger has to date compared...i had a bree, cranberry and chicken BURGER for my lunch dear readers and my god was it good! then to make my day even better, the boys, in return for our mexican feast we made them a few days ago, agreed to cook spag bol for us that night! and i have to say, i have never seen a funnier sight than James as head chef shouting at basically everyone to leave him alone, 'its all fine!', elliot as su-chef clambering around trying to protect the stove from being nicked by other residents and will, well, will kinda just stood around getting in the way a bit :P but the end result was really REALLY nice! even though we could only muster up the occasional fork with mostly spoons thrown in for people to eat with! its survival of the fittest (or loudest and most threatening) in hostel kitchens i tell you! unless you happen to be a bit of a ninja at stealing knifes and forks before you even start cooking and hiding them ready (like me :P) you have no hope i tell you! to date, i might add, i have commondeered 3 forks, 2 spoons and a plastic knife in my food bag - sorry but its not stealing when everyone does it :P ill return them to the hostel eventually - not the same hostel, but A hostel somewhere...
that evening we decided to actually go out to a legal drinking establishment, we even dressed up a bit! but then we realised there were NO decent bars this side of town except for a bit of a 'preppy' bar called Noosa...something or other, and upon purchasing our exciting cocktails we also realised it was A. not a decent bar, B. hired staff who couldnt make a decent cocktail and C. was stupidly expensive. so we collected our goon and made our way to the beach again...now that evening me and anna embarked on one of the most wonderous and exciting bonding journey two women can go on. it was scary and weird and made me want to call my mum but it happened. and we are both altered because of it. yes thats right ladies and gentleman - we went for a danger piss. let me explain, danger piss is when you go to piss in a bush or in a public place and have to complete the process before anyone finds you. sounds simple enough right? well it isnt. especially if you are on a beach with people strewn accross all shady areas of it doing exactly the same as we were - drinking undercover! so me and anna had to take a little walk down the beach a bit trying to find a spot where no one could see us, and when you REALLY need to pee, its not easy to walk in sand! we came across a little bar/hotel kind of building with some stairs down to a basement that was locked at the bottom and yes im not ashamed to say for a second there it was a very realistic possibility that we were going to piss DOWN THE STAIRS - thats the situation we were in people! eventually though we realised we were women first and skanky backpackers second, so we continued for a more classy destination. enter the trees on the other side of a fence to a private swimming pool. perfect right? well we began the um process and soon realised not only were there people IN the swimming pool but there were also two men walking quite rapidly towards us from the beach on an evening stroll! hence the term danger piss! so amongst a lot of giggling and almost falling over i managed to sort myself out and Anna, in all her glory, managed to piss on my foot. we really shouldnt have been going so close together thinking about it - it was a rooky mistake...ok so she didnt actually aim it on my foot, it was more her 'stream' that gently washed over my toes in a very serene manner...until i screamed and we realised we had about 3 seconds before those men were going to walk past our very unprotected spot! bang! 3 seconds later were are running into the sea, im washing my feet, and we watch as the men pass our exact spot peering over to see what the noise was...it was such a glorious escape i almost took a bow.
ANYWAY, we got back and the security guard clocked us pretty quick so we had to spend the rest of the evening outside on the grass by the hostel watching Will finish what was left of our struggling goon supply. yes friends he got smashed again and yes he emabarassed himself again but dont fear, for tonight anna took time out of her busy schedule of sleeping to spend um comforting him until he felt better...all night...awww :P
so Friday came about and it was kinda boring on my part, everyone else went on this massive walk through the national park which, by the sounds of it was absolutly beautiful, but me, being my usual walk fearing self, couldnt manage it so i stayed behind and finished my book, and ate, and went on the internet, and ate more, then i ate more again and then i noticed this massive pile of wrappers in front of me and was like s*** ive eaten a LOT of s*** today, so then i hid them all before anyone got back and saw them :P funnily enough in the evening we DIDNT drink goon! i know, shocking huh! but we decided to be grown ups and play cards instead, given we were playing s*** head so it wasnt exactly a grown up game but still, its counts...:P
Saturday, ie today, brought one thing for me, well so far, french toast. amazing, syrupy, fruit covered, sweet, massive, expensive french toast. it. was. immense. and thats kinda it! we are off to rainbow beach in couple hours so its the usual packing stuff until then and of course i get to claim my extra $10 that i have scammed the hostel out of with my key (basically my key didnt fit the lock so they ordered me another and gave me my deposit back, then when they gave me the new one they didnt ask for a deposit again so when i return this key i get another $10 back!) so thats always good :P
until next time xxx
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