So finally got internet.
What's to report? Amsterdam is rubbish. Whoever says its good is lying. So expensive and very little to do. The red light district is tiny and the women are skanks. I don't know what I expected really. Also we saw a girl from uni. That we don't like so that was awkward. The hostel we stayed in was... Shocking. Mind u, for 6euros a night, what can he expected? Well tor starters, a front door that locks. Ye that would be nice. Oh and maybe a light in the room? Anyway we've moved onto cologne now. From what we've seen so far it seems nice. Ate a 75cm sausage, classic Germany. I really think they don't like us English either. We kept getting dodgy looks and the woman in the tourist info centre made a war reference about how they'd had to rebuild the old city because we bombed it.
Anyways tomorrow were looking round a massive cathedral, a Nazi museum and then getting royally gazeboed at a beer hall.
I will update further the next time the internet becomes available.
Ps - James is yet to even talk to a female