Seth Efrika my friend. "Here we are in the African Urban Savannah, observing the native South African. The South African homo sapien bears quite an abrupt accent, hence their scientific name - homo talkus horriblus." So we arrived in Johannesburg and reached our first dilemma - how does one get an African baby through Australian Customs? (We were quite taken by how adorable they are) We were also surprised at a few things such as: how few whiteys there are out and about, the 8 foot high fencing with razor wire on family homes, and a road safety campaign aimed at reducing an unbelievable road toll (almost 900 people were killed on the roads in the first 3 weeks of December!) yet its ok for 15 people to cram into the back of a ute on a 120km/h highway. Nevertheless, it is an interesting place. We received our Wicked Camper, ready to hit the open road after acquiring some essentials: food, water and a hammer for the driver's door compartment, just in case we had to tap something with it. And by "tap" we mean destroy and by "something" we mean a car jacker. Call us paranoid and a little bit redneck, but being prepared never hurt! The African adventure begins here!