Tell Carly not to worry about the sums- Dad can give her lessons!

McDonalds have just announced they are going to be offering A-Level courses in how to cook beef burgers. Do you have the feeling you have missed your vocation? xxx

Am disappointed to note the underline button does not in fact work. What is the point in having it then?

I am hoping my ingenious use of the bold and underline stuff will make this stand out. Yess, I win.

I love your photos- so weird seeing Jack and Gert in them haha. The scenery looks amazing, I am so envious.

I booked my flight to America today- I am well excited. So its definitely on! Alex is just in touch with his brother and then I will let you know asap where to book your internal flights from, and then I can sort it out for you if you want.

Miss you, thinking of you ALL THE TIME.

I sound like mum.

Love you xxxxxxxxxxx

For a small fee which I am willing to negotiate, I will act as a postman for Katie in mid-may. As I said, for a small fee. Say, twenty quid?

Oh, and Katie, I am loving the fact that you felt it necessary to wear a flower inyour hair while in the cook islands (on the cook islands? hmm). WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, HAWAIIAN BARBIE?????

Hope the sums not to difficult or this is destined never to be read......

Sooooo jealous! Sounds like you are having fun - glad you've met some people. Are you going to frame your Mancock driving licence next to your Mancock Child and Play development certificate?! Haha, maybe you should give in to the pressure and just change your name....

Let me know when there's a good place t send postage to...

Muchos love, Smame...

PS: why the sum?

Hi,Just read your blogs, it sounds amazing. I don't know about you but I found cannibalism fascinating when I was in Fiji. Is that a bad sign?As for here: I decided to stop the preposterous idea of sober January, and I'm now embracing alcohol again.I've got a new pc (Ayrton) Tiled my bathroom floor this weekend. Which made me feel like a real man for doing DIY< maybe now the Gaff will accept me! Very jealous, let me know if you go the ice bar. Oh and do a bungee jump at Taupo. Say Hi to the Maoris for us. Love Zeus, Jeremy (RIP), Angel, Ayrton and Sean.

Sooo.... Did you also know (this is adding to Warl's feed) that *surprise* Amy Winehouse has been smoking crack? Well gosh darnit, I didn't see that one coming; no sir! Also the rain has relented in Birmingham; for how long I'm not sure... but we're all trying to continue our lives whilst in shock. Played rugby today, we won 46-7 which was excellent as we had to drive all the way to Nottingham to play. There was a BEAST of a girl who I think was more akin to, say, a brick wall, than a human. She hurt me bad. (But we won so it was all worth it).

When will you be at cities with post offices so I can post you some shizzle?

This post has asked me to answer a sum, carly, so I'm surprised you were able to post anything at all.

Manccccccock. Bloody legend. Am enjoying the blog, have just got round to reading it so apologies for delayed message. What a journey so far!!! Am especially enjoying the typo of 'wipe' so that it reads 'wip my arse!'

Not too much to report here, in a nutshell the past week has entailed me leaving the council (tears), making my first ever boiled egg and soldiers supper (i live an exciting life), preparing for my first day at the beeb tommorow (wowzer), a new blonde dooo and rain.

Keep living the dream Hanny, love you lots merecat girl xxxx

hey hun

looks and sounds like ur having an amazing time!!pooring with rain here crap!had a good messy nite with crolla making some classic dance moves, you know we can dance!!missing you!!!

xxx

At last we see some pictures and it all looks amazing. The Cook Islands look good enough if the rain so I bet its fantsatic in the sun! More pictures please.

I'm off to buy the News of the World so you can keep up with the "news" over here even though Carly appears to be doing a good job. Have a great day.

Love Matt xxx

Am entering the picture of you after a 36 hour journey for the next Miss World competition.