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Well it finally came to pass. Just like watching a slowly moving truck coming towards you yet not being able to move out the way, the inevitable board was brought out for a game of Moose, to the cheers of the crew and the screams of our livers.
The following is the best that can be put together from broken memories and ruined souls.
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Welcome to a journey into the abyss, on an adventure that will make The Odyssey look like a caravan holiday in Rhyl. Starring Goddamn Ben, Gaz Wright, Rob Van Riot, Joe Hodgkinson, Ads Hodgkinson, Mick Potts, Dave 'The Egg' Clegg. Gasp as they battle vicious pirates. Horror at hideous sea creatures. Romance as Rob gets horny. Insanity as they consume idiotic volumes of alcohol. Who will survive the ancient and deadly game of moose. And lots of other s***e as well.
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Scholar Green, UK
Well it finally came to pass. Just like watching a slowly moving truck coming towards you yet not being able to move out the way, the inevitable board was brought out for a game of Moose, to t…
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Stafford, UK
Apologies for the distinct lack of updates the last couple of days. I can assure you all that we are not dead, although we are starting to smell like it.
Monday: We found a lovely field and ha…
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Auburn, UK
Day 2 on the boat of lost hope. There was a racist incident in a shop where Ads suggested the residents of Wheelock probably don't have any eggs because they think chickens are feathered Pakis…
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Sandbach, UK
Day one on the HMS Rick Astley and so far we've been marginally more successful than the Bellgrano. Mick picked a fight with some concrete and we're not sure who won. Far more alcohol was cons…
Factory Founder Are you taking bookings for future cruises? Glen Johnson's ineptitude is about right.
re: Auburn, UKJade Goody This is exactly what I always wanted Big Brother to be. This should be pitched to Channel 5 as an idea for a programme. Voice-over by Michael Burke.
re: Stafford, UKKatherine Evans Hello, i am a moderator for these websites. Please can you avoid the usage of words like "racist" and "rape" as this is not what we want on our website. Failure to comply will resuly in action being taken
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Jade Goody This is exactly what I always wanted Big Brother to be. This should be pitched to Channel 5 as an idea for a programme. Voice-over by Michael Burke.
Peter Bazalgette I'm on with it RIGHT NOW