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Jun 29, 2012

Scholar Green, UK

Well it finally came to pass. Just like watching a slowly moving truck coming towards you yet not being able to move out the way, the inevitable board was brought out for a game of Moose, to the cheers of the crew and the screams of our livers. The following is the best that can be put together from broken memories and ruined souls. The …

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Welcome to a journey into the abyss, on an adventure that will make The Odyssey look like a caravan holiday in Rhyl. Starring Goddamn Ben, Gaz Wright, Rob Van Riot, Joe Hodgkinson, Ads Hodgkinson, Mick Potts, Dave 'The Egg' Clegg. Gasp as they battle vicious pirates. Horror at hideous sea creatures. Romance as Rob gets horny. Insanity as they consume idiotic volumes of alcohol. Who will survive the ancient and deadly game of moose. And lots of other s***e as well.

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Jun 29, 2012

Scholar Green, UK

Well it finally came to pass. Just like watching a slowly moving truck coming towards you yet not being able to move out the way, the inevitable board was brought out for a game of Moose, to t…

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Jun 28, 2012

Stafford, UK

Apologies for the distinct lack of updates the last couple of days. I can assure you all that we are not dead, although we are starting to smell like it. Monday: We found a lovely field and ha…

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Jade Goody This is exactly what I always wanted Big Brother to be. This should be pitched to Channel 5 as an idea for a programme. Voice-over by Michael Burke.

Jun 28, 2012

Peter Bazalgette I'm on with it RIGHT NOW

Jun 28, 2012

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Jun 25, 2012

Auburn, UK

Day 2 on the boat of lost hope. There was a racist incident in a shop where Ads suggested the residents of Wheelock probably don't have any eggs because they think chickens are feathered Pakis…

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C Short Uh oh, mommy's home

Jun 25, 2012

Davey Mail i am offended and what is this ?

Jun 25, 2012

Factory Founder Are you taking bookings for future cruises? Glen Johnson's ineptitude is about right.

Jul 23, 2015

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Jun 24, 2012

Sandbach, UK

Day one on the HMS Rick Astley and so far we've been marginally more successful than the Bellgrano. Mick picked a fight with some concrete and we're not sure who won. Far more alcohol was cons…

Factory Founder Are you taking bookings for future cruises? Glen Johnson's ineptitude is about right.

Jul 23, 2015 re: Auburn, UK

Peter Bazalgette I'm on with it RIGHT NOW

Jun 28, 2012 re: Stafford, UK

Jade Goody This is exactly what I always wanted Big Brother to be. This should be pitched to Channel 5 as an idea for a programme. Voice-over by Michael Burke.

Jun 28, 2012 re: Stafford, UK

Davey Mail i am offended and what is this ?

Jun 25, 2012 re: Auburn, UK

C Short Uh oh, mommy's home

Jun 25, 2012 re: Auburn, UK

Katherine Evans Hello, i am a moderator for these websites. Please can you avoid the usage of words like "racist" and "rape" as this is not what we want on our website. Failure to comply will resuly in action being taken

Jun 25, 2012 re: Auburn, UK

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