Hello all, I just want to say a huge thank you to everyone that has ever logged onto my site and left me a message or email. You have been great support whilst I have been away and kept me up to date and feeling like I still have some connection with the real world!!
Its hard being back to reality now, will have to start planning my next travels soon as I know I cant stay in England for too long! Its just not exciting enough, need thins to make me smile more!
Take care everyone and chat to you all soon
Love me and the very bored Monkey!
Rob
Not only does my name describe my main form of income..but its also an anagram of my prefered sexual leaning.
I just wanted to get in on your group. Its obvious youre all weird and pervy and I like to be spanked and s*** on. Please let me come to your next party!!
Spartacus
It's me, it's me. I am the real Monkey!
Your all a bunch of weirdo's who seem to have taken to much of the erb!
God doesn't that Rob bloke moan alot and usually about himself.
Well i have to go now and try to find some work to pay off the dealers in Aus before they catch up with me.
XXX
The Real Me!!!!!
Life just wouldn't be the same without you Mitel!!!! Love you xxxx
ME
You complete and utter bunch of retards!!!!!!!!
I never went near Mexico.....werent you paying attention?????
You've ruined everything!!! All of you!!!
Except mitel obviously.who wouldnt join in with your squalid and cruel prank. God bless.
she's coming home she's coming home
monkeys coming home,
sorry really excited by bestest friend is coming home
can't wait to see you, missed you so much as i keep telling you.
you can't have yin and yang with out the yang,
see ya soon babe love you xxx
Rob
There's actually some really weird comments on here.....
Rob
Hi George. Sorry I missed your birthday
No point coming home, its bloody freezing in Southport.
I'd like to say its gone quick, but it hasn't!
Find me when home. You know where I belong, a football pitch or a pub!
Hope you have had a really good time anyway xxx