Um...h..Karh..
Piddle by Pong
Off to dive she pretty be
and slip beneath the swirling sea
If she should spy a great white beast
approaching fast with razor teeth
then she should try remembering
so there be no dismembering
that smell is what attracts the foe
so she should let a big one go:
cabbage which is three days old
and pickled eggs which turns to mould
in guts enclosed in rubber suits
that squeeze the gas untill it shoots;
The beast will run and bite no more
with nostrils which have lost the war
and georgey porgey will prevail
and live to tell her whiffy tale.
ME
I love you mum xxx
Nana & Zac
x
Me And Monkey
Hello peeps,
Just thought I would let you all know that you are mental and that I am going to stay here forever so that I dont have to deal with you ever again! I have turned all my phones off and will no longer be replying to text or emails as you are all crazy and I am divorcing you!!!
I am at the moment still travelling up the East coast trying to get to Cairns..... currently sat in the small town of Rainbow Beach! The weather is foul and you really cant see that much - but hey its meant to get better tomorrow. We are thinking about going across to Fraser Island but dont know if we can all afford the ferry across - $150 one way! So might get stuck there with all the wild Dingos!!!!!
Really enjoying being out of Sydney its great to be seeing Australia now.
Will try and get some pictures of the road trip on so you can see the beauty for yourself!
Take care everyone
Love Monkey and Me xxxx
Ellesbelles
It was me that stole your i-pod and I'm not sorry. Well apart from the music on it.
Zac: to stop wetting the bed just sleep on the toilet at night.
Phil Osborne
Can anyone help ?
I was told you can use pile cream on your face to reduce wrinkles.
If I use enough will Margaret dissappear altogether?
I LOVE LEGO ME
Zoggy
If anyone is thinking about christmas presents for me then this might help:
I HATE:
SHORTbread, SHORTS, SHORT order cooks, being SHORT changed,
DWARF alpine plants, etc
I LOVE:
TALL boys, Girraffes, TALL stories, getting HIGH, looking DOWN on people , TALL< TALL <TALL.
erm thanks
Zoggy
Zaggy
Hi George.
And apart from being tall, which I am, now, very definately......and its not the most important thing in my life or anything......but I am......you know......like well tall........and I have just got some pituartary growth hormone off the internet from mexico on mum's credit card......and it says I might be 7foot 8 if I take it for a year which would be great cos being tall is more important than any thing including being good and honest and clever and productive and funny...........and my moustache is really good too. er....
Ziggy
dear george this is actually your brother not that podgey, short excuse for a man that we call our uncle!i need to no how tall you are so i can be testing my height to see if im taller than you already im about 5'10/11" not sure which. hehe just at simons with louis sitting on my knee. his hair has grown so much he looks like a hippy lol. anyway g2g now mums shooing me to hurry up so we can get home before midnight so i'll end this not with a big fat kiss and a wide hug love you have fun mum and dad send their love bi x x x x x
P.S. please post a pic of that little sod that threw the bottle of blood at you so i'll recognise is face wen i come over and a pic of the hostel. take care xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Mitel
Am I the only one to be dismayed at the level of literacy being displayed by our very own family head teacher?
KAY??!! what hope for your poor disfunctional ( well they are welsh) pupils when in your missive the words" wheren't you ...." were clearly , and it appears unashamedly, written by someone who has to explain to OFSTED that its all the kids and parents fault they cant string a coherent sentence together, not KAY'S!!
I for one suggest you cancel that sking trip ( they never have a minute off these teachers do they?....apart from 6 weeks in the summer, 5 at easter , 4 at Whit, 9 at christmas not to mention inset days when they sit around and chat about how to fudge results and conspire to maintain its a tough job telling 6 year olds to behave........) and read a dictionary!!
Disgusted of Tumbridge Wells
Zac
Hi george,
I was just wondering how you will get my christmas present to me this year? I want something quite big and expensive and so you need to be saving up now for the postage and packing.
Everyone else has said they dont really mind not getting anything from you as the charity shops are a bit choosy about what they take in these days, but I will cry and cry and cry if I dont get a big , new, expensive, shiney, well wrapped present on christmas eve. bye then. x