The Youthful Aunty Um...well...er...we're beginning to get this Amelia Earhart felling thingy here young master Fred. We do hope your vizzy to the south seas has proceed on pace and that you are doing well out there. Fred.....fred???

jayne dewar Hey Freddie hows it going..........Hope you get to meet up with Pomeroy did send you an e-mail hope you got it keep on having fun hugs Jayne

TheAuntieez Sweet photos of the freefall moment worldz above the WORLD dude! Cheers, UZ

Sarah Drabble/Brace Hi Freddie, hope you're having the time of your life...v v envious of your adventures so make sure they are good and plenty...love from all the drabblesxx

Marisa Hi Fred, Glad to hear you're having a good time. Funny that you're in Lord of the Rings land when only this week I met Sean Bean! Yep that's right. We won an award for best animation at some film awards in London and although it wasn't the Oscars, it was still pretty good. Anyway I'm still waiting for that postcard.. make it a good one and just remember on you travels that no matter what they say, bouncy castles ARE more dangerous than guns! :) Spread the word. Taker care, Marisa xxx

The Tao Woofwow Meister Fred...your sainted Mam's alerted us that you had arrived in Kiwi land. Praythee tell that the virulent ways of Gotham City did not overtake you as they did the youngest aunty upon your departure! Two days off work. Oh right. Work...you've given that up for global adventure. Umm...so how'z about an update to what your onnabout across the globe. Your public awaits your wisdom, your word...well, just confirmation that you're out of the zone of sleeping in most of the day and drinking exotic fruit drinks laced with alcohol that were not able to be provided to you in Gotham City. And as for your quest for the Dodo Bird, they really ARE extinct! M.

Mams The boy has had a brilliant time in NY with his gay Aunties. Had a bit of trouble getting into clubs because of the age thing but has been fighting off woman trying to get their daughters hitched!!He will probably post some info when he hits NZ.

Harry Clements is a joker. I get asked for autographs in Heswall these days, that's how much I've been embraced in the Heswall One role. And before Nick says something like I get asked for autographs because people think I'm Judi Dench or something, that is not the reason. Hope all is well in New York

im pretty much posting on your message board before you even go away, i have this power due to my impending status that is THE HESWALL ONE