WHUSSUP FELLAS, THIS YB KELLOCK--THE MORING AFTER PINK NIGHT AT THE FUNKYBUDDAH. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. SO THIS NINJA NEAL GOT US ON THE GUESTLIST FOR "PINK NIGHT" AT THE FUNKY BUDDAH, A CLUB IN BERKELEY SQUARE ON THE NIGHT OF THE 6TH. SO WE SPEND FOREVER GETTING READY FOR THE CLUB...THIS SHIRT GOES WITH THOSE PANTS GOES WITH THOSE SHOES ETC. PRETTY GAY s*** RIGHT? WELL ANYWAYS, WE FINALLY LEAVE THE HOUSE AND PICK UP THAT MUTHAf***A STEFAN HAM FROM CROATIA/GERMANY. HE'S A COOL MUTHAf***A. SO WE GET ALMOST TO THE CLUB WHEN THAT STUPID MUTHAf***A REALIZES HE FORGOT HIS ID. SO WE G BACK TO HIS HOUSE, DRINK, PICK UP THE ID, ETC.....START DRIVING BACK, WHEN NEAL HITS A f***ING CAR!!!! IMMEDIATELY WE ZOOM OFF, FUC THAT MUTHAf***ING CAR!! SO WE FIND OUT THAT NEAL SUCKS AT GETAWAYS, SO WE CONFRONT THE DRIVERS OF THE OTHER CAR AND THEY'RE HELLOV COOL ABOUT IT. WE GIVE THEM 40 POUNDS (80 DOLLARS!). FINALLY, WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO THE CLUB. WE GET TO THE CLUB....VALET BRUHHHHHHHHHHH, WHUSSUP. SO WE GET TO THE FRONT OF THE CLUB, MEANWHILE WE'VE BEEN TAKING SHOTS LIKE ITS A f***IN AA RELAPSE, GO INSIDE--WE'RE ON GUESTLIST, GET INTHE CLUB, TAKE A PISS LIKE NONE OTHER, GO ONTO THE DANCEFLOOR--TALK WITH SOME BRUH NAMED "JIMMY" WHO HOOKS US UP WITH A TABLE RIGHT NEXT TO THE DANCEFLOOR THAT WOULD REGULARLY COST 800 POUNDS. 800 POUNDS!!!!!!!!!! 1600 DOLLAHS NINJA! WE GET IT FOR FREEE!!!! AS WELL...WE GET A BOTTLE OF SOME FANCY ASS VODKA TOO...WHUSSUP W/ IT. SO I'M ALREADY DRUNK---WHEN I SEE THAT EXTRA BOTTLE OF VODKA I LIGHTWEIGHT BUST A NUT--CUZ I'M READY TO DRINK SO MORE YADIG? SO WE DRINK MORE AND I GET s***FACED!!!! WHOOO ITS CRAZY AS f*** INSIDE THIS CLUB. BUT NONE OF THE b****ES ARE DOWN TO DANCE. SO f*** THEM!!! f*** THOSE STUPID EU w****S! I'M NOT TRYING TO DANCE WITH THEM ANYWAYS!!! SO ANYWAYS, WE LOOK LEGIT-GO TO THIS CLUB--PIMP IT UP--GO BACK TO THIS LOCAL GIRL'S HOUSE, SAW WHUSSUP, DROP OFF STEFAN, COME ABCK HOME, AND GO TO SLEEP--GREAT NIGHT, HELLOF FUN, WHUSSUP, THIS IS WHAT EUROPE'S ALL ABOUT BRUHHHHHHHHHHH HIT ME