Heyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hows things you wonderful lot?! I havent written for ages because i havent really been up to much! The last time i put an entry on here was when i was in Adelaide. Me, Claire and Sarah drove from Melbourne to Adelaide over a 4 day period. We drove along the Great Ocean road and then continued up to Adelaide. For anyone who is tracking my movements to such detail (probably only you Brian!) i stayed in Torquay, Apollo Bay, Port Fairy, and then Keith. We then stayed in a small suburb of Adelaide called Glenelg. This was the weirdest place i have ever been. For all the people who know Calne....perfect comparison!!!! Ha ha ha!! We stayed in this massive hostel owned by an British Guy who was a complete tosser to be fair. he somehow thought he had made it to the top just because he owned a 1930's building and made it into a hostel!?! Work that one out? We tried to go to Adelaide for a good look around but it was pissing it down with rain(one of the first days it had rained there in a very long time). It was like a big Bristol so not much fun really. We also went out a few times and mixed with the inbreds in Glenelg and it was damn hard work. The men were like dogs on heat and we ended up having a massive punch up with one of them. He was a very scarey and twisted man who wouldnt leave us alone. But dont worry Cattelona's...in true form, Emily ended up physically removing him from the dance floor with some very kind words. He looked a bit shocked but he deserved it. Some other guys in the club got involved too as this guy was really out of order. But yeah, we tried to have a good time but the place and the people let us down really. Ah well....at least i can say ive been?!??!! Another funny story was that on the second night of being there we went out for a few bottles of wine (bottles mind you!!) and got kicked out at closing time. We weren't satisfied with the thought of going to bed just yet so we suddenly realised that we had a 24 pack of Tooheys(their version of ummm....stella..ish) in the boot of our car so we headed over to the car to have a few. I was originally sat in the front seat of the car talking to claire and Sarah in the back but i remembered something that Kingsley had told me (thanks alot Kings...seriously!) that if you have had a few drinks....never sit in the front of a car because the police can accuse you of drink driving even if you havent been! So i moved myself into the back seat with the girls and we sat there and drank beer. listened to music and had a right giggle. We were just singing our hearts out to Robbie Williams...Angels when the police turned up. We quickly turned down the music and sat there with our half drank beers in our hands. I wound down the window and said...evening! They said that they had had some complaints about three girls drinking and singing loudly to music in a car right.....so i just talked my way around it. They were really cool. Just asked us what we were doing and where we were staying etc. They also told us that that neighbourhood that we were in was full of old people who have nothing better to do with their time. So, they just went on their way. Probably much to the disgust of the net curtain watchers!! Ha ha...so we just carried right on with our car party. They next morning, we went back to the car to go out for the day to see this woman standing there on her balcony. She said as we unlocked the car....thanks for keeping us all up lastnight and my reply to that was simply....oh, no problem atall. We then had a purposely loud conversation whilst standing on the road about when we were going to do the next CAR PARTY!!!! Hahahaha. Bloody Aussies. So yeah...that was our Adelaide experiance!

We got so depressed about being in Adelaide that we cut our stay short and headed back "home" to Melbourne. We were so keen to get back home to Max and Molly that we actually drove the 900 kilometres in 12 hours straight. We almost killed each other. Sarah drove for around 4 ish hours and i did the rest. Oh my god...i almost went mad. Towards the end of the drive...i was singing OLD MACDONALD for god sake. I mean...i was actually scaring myself not only the girls! But, i got us home. After a few arguments as we were walking back to the house with our backpacks on we were home safe and sound. We have spent the last few weeks doing nothing really. Just taking in Melbourne and having a laugh with our housemates Max, Molly and Alex. They are all wicked. As some of you may know, we are driving back up to sydney tomorrow to spend a few days there. We are then flying out to New Zealand on the 19th February so that we can apply for our working visas. We then fly back to Brisbane on the 1st March and we can then travel down the coast whilst working. Money is an issue for us both now so it only makes sense to start working now. Sarah is selling her car back home and we are going to use the money to but a camper-van over here to travel in. Its going to be fantastic. This does mean however that i will be able to stay in Australia for two years now with my working visa so i am sorry to say that this is what i will be doing. It is too good an opportunity to lose out on. I am however attempting to come home mid May to see Luke James being born and probably staying for a few weeks but then heading back out here to get a proper job. I am aiming for Banks when i settle down properly. There is alot of money to be had here. And i am going to get it. Perhaps a sponsorship is on the cards over the next few years aswell. Im not sure. We will have to see. But no fear....im hoping as long as money is okay to come home mid May as i say so i cant wait for that. Im sure this news will make a few people sad and maybe even a few people happy Kings but this is my hopes and plans anyway. Watch this space.

I miss everyone so much. I think about you all so much. Dad, have you moved in yet..you must have done by now. Or, i think you said you were renovating first. I want to see pics when its done by the way! Karen, how are you doing? :o) xxxxxxx

Mummy dearest....miss you. Granny soon ey?! How weird is that. I love the fact that you are always texting and putting messages on the message board. It means so much to me. I hope the puppies are well. Hows the horses? Hows my old girl Lyric? Hows Brian? Say a big hello to him from me. xxxxxx

Louise....we are becoming closer now i am out here i reckon?! How weird is that! I hope for you to keep your promise of coming to visit me out here if i stay on a bit longer. You should come out over christmas. Wonderful weather. And such a weird experience. I will take you to see the fireworks over harbour bridge and the opera house. You will be gobsmacked. Say hey to Karl for me. I am glad that your happy. Being the good big sister to us all as always. xxxxxxxx

Joseph...i miss you. I actually had a dream lastnight that i saw you after all this time and you just grabbed hold of me and held me in your big strong arms and you wouldnt let ne go. it was the best feeling ever but i was a bit sad when i woke up and still realised that i am in Australia! I am back for the big day dont you worry. 25th Charlottes due isnt she? Luke James is perfect by the way. Perfect. Keep your chin up gorgeous boy. Be happy with what you have in your life right now. This is the start of the most amazing time of you life. Put the past behind you and look forward to the future. You have so much to give. You know i love you and Charlotte. Speak to you soon. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Matthew....rrraaaaahhhhhhhh...i miss you so much! I cant wait to come back home in May so we can have more arm wrestles and wrestling sessions...not that i stand a bloody chance anymore! I cant believe how much you have grown up! Speak soon my gorgeous brother. Stay safe kiddo and i will back to piss you off very soon. xxxxxxxxxx

Charlie....i hope daddy is looking after you...what a stupid question....im sure he is. I hope you are looking after your two beautiful girls. Making sure they are in order with a few bops over the heads! Haha. Mummy misses you so much. She was stupid yesterday and looked and the pictures that Daddy had put on her MP3 player and she got very upset as your gorgeous face was on there. Daddys face was also on there and it made her cry. Miss you guys.xxxxxxxxxxx

All my friends.......Get your arses out here. I wont say it again!!!! Hahaha. Your missing out guys. I will leave it at that. Love to you all. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx