leaving samui tomorrow to go koh phangan for a week yeah, still hung over, had about 5 hours kip all week and can't think properly, no beer tonight... although ive said that every night. Gettin the hang of this trekking lark now, ie ive sussed out getting other people to do it for me hahahahahahahhaha my little mates Grace and Bernd told me i was going Phangan and Grace arranged everything hahahah i love being me its ace. Few days ago Bernd took me to the Waterfall on his scooter, it was alright jumped in the plunge pool. Sheriff John Bunny Bunnell had this to say

" Shocked onlookers looked on in sheer horror and terror as this licquored up loser narrowly avoided underwater rocks by jumping into the plunge pool" hahah oh and there were some elephants there as well, bit snide though, the mahuts had spiked sticks and nailed the elephants with em. Day after me and Bernd was supposed to go to the Ang Thong National Park Boat Trip, we went out for the night before and Bernd said we should have 1 beer and be back for 11........ we got absolutely ruined hahah well he did, i did at least drink some water, and a few weaker beers 5%... but Bernd said it was gay and stuck to the 6.5% Changs haha we got in at about 4, coach pick up was at 7.30 haha Bernd didnt make it hahah Got on this big boat to the island, kayaked round them for abit, it was alright, looked pretty nice, best bit really was jumping off the top of the boat at the end, it was pretty high. Did loads of people watching on the boat, i was clever and called dibs on a mat on the top deck so got to lie down all the way back instead of sitting on a bench for 2 hours ahhhhh. Had an incident with the fittest girl on the boat, well i say incident, she greeted me with a massive smile as i left the not very well ventilated toilet, following my all day brewed beer s*** from the night before hahaah Perfect Timing hahaha bet she wasnt smiling for long hahah , got a couple of funny looks cos i was just sat on me own pissing myself for ages. Been out every night, its ace just go down to the little market stalls and people watch, food is amazing, buy beers from the shop its mint, some daft w***s go in the restaurants and pay nearly 1000 baht for food and a beer, Nobs - Shop Beer 30 Baht, Ace Amazing Stall Meal 50 Baht. Seen a few ladyboys, its the Chin thats the give away hahah check me n Dave out.... hahah First English bloke i met was from Stockport, Born in Stepping Hill, and went Mile End - how mads that. Its a bit weird watching the bent old guys picking up the really young girls, i had loads more funny s*** to write but i cant think, too many beers haha next stop koh phangan