Well well well, Macca here again! After alot of travelling, ridiculous pointless arguments and a great deal of hassle we arrive in Ko Phi Phi! Oh my God, this island is absolutely stunning, rich in breath taking scenery and lots of chilled little bars! The vibe here is very relaxed and everyone is out to have a good time! Me and Senior?Balls are staying in a bit of a hole while ant and john are living it up in luxury, sky tv the lot! There are many mucks here, I like very much! First night we get straight on it, hit the irish bar drinking buckets of rum mixers, yes buckets! I was obliterated, u must understand this! We moved onto the Reggae bar where theres a kick boxing ring in the middle for people to fight each other for a laugh! Watched a few fights, was good fun! then we managed to blag Senior Balls aka Butterbean to step up to the mark and get in the ring with Ant aka Joe Calzaghe! The s**t went down, these two boys don't mess about! There was no holding back, and so it began the showdown between Butterbean and Calzaghe! The punches were flying, with Calzaghe landing some good blows Inevitably Calzaghe won the bout leaving a distrought Butterbean flapping  

?Calzaghe 10 Butterbean 5

We then moved onto some other bars and got extremely drunk before stumbling back to our little shack! No mucks, I was very dissapointed, u must understand how upset I was!?Next day Senior Balls and I chilled for a bit then explored some secluded beaches and rented out a kayak! Went snorkelling and saw some amazing fish, no sharks tho! That was upsetting for me, I like sharks, they make me feel all warm and tingly! Went out again at night with some mucks from next door, one english girl and a dutch bird! English bird was very fit, I def would! Anyway, we all went out and got drunk again, all accept Ant who was a bit tired so he stayed in and watched King Kong, ok! Bars closed, so we got more drink and?had a little after party back at the s**t pit! Now this is where the major s**t went down, undertand this, u really really must! Senior Balls aka Butterbean was having trouble keeping pace with the big dogs aka me and john! He needs to understand that this right here is big boy s**t! Thats how the big dogs roll, we do it large! Anyway, back at the mucks place?Butterbean decided to?fall asleep,?now that really was a big mistake bearing in mind his nuts have alrerady been shaving on a previous drunken night out! The mucks decided to draw on him with eye liner and apply?lip gloss while painting his nails with nail varnish! Needless to say?senior Balls ended up looking like some sort of camp colonel Balls from the Victorian age! He had a curly little handle bar moustash and a pair of glasses with?painted nails and a silly hat! He had no idea when he woke up and could'nt quite fugure out while we were all p**ssing ourselves laughing, yes we have photos too, there will be here shortly, watch this space!??