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Macca again, your resident journalist! Now we arrive in Pantang Beach, Phuket. Got here yesterday and got straight on it again! Many many thai mucks everywhere, I don't like that, it upsets me, understand that! The place is full of bars, clubs and more importantly it has Mcdonalds, KFC and Burger King, thats wonderful news! Me John and Ant decidedf to hit the bars while Butterbean stayed in and stroked one off. We saw a thai kickboxing fight advertised so we decided to go watch that in the local stadium. First of all a few kids were fighting, not especially riveting but they were good little fighters. Then came the ladies fight which was a championship bout between a thai fighter and a swedish muck. Boring fight really, I would have battered them both, understand that! Anyway the thai bird won the fight, no knockouts, we were very dissapointed! The best fight out of 10 was between an aussie bloke and a thai fighter. The aussie knocked the thai fellow out with several knees to the head leaving him out cold, I think he understood that! I got some photos of the dirty**** out cold, that made me smile.?It was pissing it down outside when we left so we found the nearest bar, Tiger bar. This is where the s**t went down, the big dogs were rolling, thai muck everwhere dancing on tables, the lot! I recognised a bird we met in phi phi, she was fit, I def would! Got chatting, bought her some shots, then they f***ed off which we found very rude and disturbing!?We were very upset and disturbed by this, u must understand that, please please understand that! Anyway we thought bollox to them so we carried on watching Liverpool Chelsea game and looked for more western muck. Liverpool won aswell, that made me very happy as I despise Chelsea! Anyway, after numerous buckets filled with spirits and mixers we moved on to the Tiger Club where we encountered some other English tarts. They were not that fit tho so I pretty much ignored them. We decided to get aviatored up and take some photos again which was quite funny, then ventured home dissapointed by the lack of western muck on show! John went home while me and Ant stumbled home, I lost Ant somehow, I think he went home with a ladyboy, not sure! One of the dirty f???ers tried to grab my k*** so I slapped her round the face with my ballsack and told her to understand that!
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