On the way to the boat mark couldn't stop being sick. Me Nick and Neal was winding him up saying it's love sickness as him and Steph had just said goodbye and won't be meeting up for a while. Whilst queuing up for the boat which was stupidly over packed mark decided he couldn't get on it. Neal opted to wait for the afternoon boat with him so me and nick set sail. There was no where to sit so we had to sit in the engine room. The noise was deafening but there was nothing we could do. The sea was really choppy and waves were crashing in through the window. We both said how funny it would of been to see Mark on here throwing up over the side. We arrived at the port and headed to chewang beach. Here was where it all happens. We got a scabby little hut. The walls was black with dirt and the floor boards you almost fell through. We paid for two rooms expecting Mark and Neal to be over soon. That never happened. Later that afternoon we got a text from Neal saying that mark is in a bad way so they had to stay there another night. He had food poisoning and it's not surprising as the restaurant we ate at last night peel there potato's outside the toilet on the floor. Mark had irish Stew and that was full of potato's. A waste of money paying for two rooms but we wasn't to know. We headed out to check the place out. On the way we stopped at burger king. First since i have been away and it tasted great. I had been a bit dubious about coming here as many people explained it as Phucket. This was no where as near as bad. I actually quite liked the place. We headed back with some beers to chill out on our porch and then went out about 10. We went to some small bars first where we got chatting to some ozzy chicks. Decided to leave them and went to a big club called green mango. We stayed there for about an hour and then with some harsh persuasion from Nick we went to a strip club. It wasn't seedy as i expected it to be but the girls we were looking at we couldn't decide if they were lady boys or not. No one wants to be checking out lady boys so we left after 30 minutes or so. We headed back to green mango and had a few buckets, dance amd chatted to randoms. We met a lad called Dan who we know in here and arranged to go on a big session tomorrow night. We left here as it was closing and went to another bar. Before we knew it it was 5 am so we headed back home getting lost on our way.
The next morning i woke feeling terrible. Not hung over but i thought i had the flu coming. For about 6 hours i struggled to move as i ached so much. It's not nice feeling ill when your away from your home comforts. Luckily after a few anadin it passed. By this time Mark and Neal had arrived. I decided to go for a walk along the beach. After walking for an hour i ran out of sand. To save getting wet i decided to hop up on this wall and walk along it. Bad decision as before i new it i was slipping over slideing along and off in to the water. In the process i cut both my elbows open and was covered in all this green slime. Loads of people saw as it was outside a hotel. One thai lady did ask if i was ok and i was just embarrassed as i looked an utter dick. So i washed my self off and carried on walking. My white shorts were now green on the bum. God knows what people would of thought. Honestly, i couldn't care less as i wont be seeing them again. Just a guy with a damaged ego and a green bum. I decided to take a different route back. That night we went out for dinner and to a few bars. Nick had already gone home so i showed them where to go. After about an hour i went back to as i planned to do a two day detox.
Today we woke and the sun was shinning. For the past two days we have had showers and cloud. We Booked our tickets to leave for Koh Lanta the next day and then spent it on the beach. Once again we all went out for dinner, this time on the beach where we had some thai lady singing. She wasn't to bad. After that just me Neal and Mark headed out to some bars. We played some pool and just chatted rubbish. Once again after an hour or so, i left as i still wasn't drinking. Completed the detox which is pretty good i think. We had to be up at 5 30 am so i went home to pack and to try and get some sleep. When ever you really want to sleep it never happens.
Time to go