Citizen of Morden I thought the last one was your last blog! I have nothing to add to my story i'm now just a normal citizen. I liked the summing up, it was a nice way to wrap up the adventure. Be careful crossing the road and I'll see you back in a very wintery looking London. Keep cool and stay safe.

Once King of Morden It was bound to come to an end at some point and sadly after the Noblemen of Morden conspired against me I am now just a normal citizen again. Your last few days sound very interesting and its nice to hear the locals spotted your poor fashion sense and dance moves and tried to help. See you soon. ps The red badger code name was just the first thing that came to my head no other reason. Cheers

Catherine Simmons Love your messages Phil but I'm sure you're getting weirder! Don't worry, am on tour with Man U fan who already updated me with the score - good news! By the way, why am I red badger?

Still King of Morden! Hello, Things are peaceful here under my control. You really had to work for the great views. It sounds like it was worth it though. Not sure your going to beat that weekend but have fun with the rest of the tour. I look forward to being bored with photos. ps Both Man U and Brighton have made winning starts to the season, whoop whoop. Over and out red badger From Blue lion

King of Morden Morning, Well after a bloody battle i'm King now so all is well here. It sounds like you have packed quite alot into your first two weeks. I'm impressed you went up in the plane. I wish we had mountain views sadly crown house is the best we get. I hope the horse riding went well and I look forward to another installment. Best wishes Twin 2

Alison Hey you!! You sound like your having a great time - wonder how NY will compare!!! Just a wee note to say that all the Simmons clann (gentry included) are welcome to Sligo for a reminiscent roll down the dunes!!! Have a great time. Chat soon xx

Former Lord Simmons of Morden Hello older child of the Simmons clan, As you can see I am now a former Lord, all I can say is bad times. Good to hear you are giving the local drink a full examination. After reading I now want to go to Sligo and run down the sand hoping I won't break something. Keep us up -to-date and have fun on the next leg of the trip. Peace out.

Mum Hi Cate, Lima sounds fascinating, hope you manage to see a bit more of it without brawling with the local cab drivers! Was he reluctant to go South of the river! Mum x

Lord Simmons of Morden Morning Naf, I know you're are only flying out today so have nothing to report (plus I text you two minutes ago) but still I thought I would leave a message. If you could do a blog every two minutes that would be great. Enjoy! Cheers, The other twin.