Hewooooah Rob! Its "Tickle", your favourite Taiwaneese Jungle Master! Im just sitting on Mr Whiskeys shoulders whilst kicking the dutch boys in the face! Austrian Dave is making a house out of mud whilst saving the world from global warming! Happy days! In Koh Pag-Nagn at the mo, been here for 4 days now but ive been so battered ive gotta leave! Meting the boys in Bangkoky in few days, cant wait to be honest! needless to say the banter has slowed since your departure, pass me some preverbial "magic cake" otherwise i dont think i will ever learn the true meaning of """""!!

No real reason for leaving this except to say a big pungent thank you for texting me at 4:41 in the morning the other day! You wait til you get back to good old british time (best in the world, they don't make it like that anymore), you'll see. I'll have some magic cake if there's any going.

I think everyone's been having too much 'magic cake', or at least the grammitical rules concerning punctuation i'm used to have been changed somewhat. The use of the " and ' symbols seems out of control. Think i'd better some home and put a stop to this madness...wait a sec..."what's that you say, Jen? Off to the Beach to do nothing all day? Oh ok, if we must". Looks like the grammar crisis will have to wait till next week.

Sounds like mother has had too much of the 'magic cake' already. Better make sure you take a 'trip' to a 'coffee house' to 'relax'.
Oh yeah, and when people do this ' '. I don't really know what that means.

I don't think jez would be bothered to be honest, but i'll run by the the old mucker to see what he wants to do, cos its his day rob, not yours, and you can't have it. All the best 'Dave'.

Did I use it right?

Just been looking at all the photos everything looks fantastic- (more dolphins, New Zealand wasn't enough eh?)how does Jen manage to look so fresh and non-sweaty? Thought I'd just leave this message as last time the facility seemed to have disappeared, did you fix it Rob?
We are all looking forward to seeing you on 2nd June, hopefully you will get back here before we jet of to Amsterdam to experience? the Red Light district and taste the 'magic cake'. The house will be suitably decorated for the wanderers return! Wait and see!
Enjoy the rest of the trip-take care. Love Mum xxx

Does Jez want to go for a curry? If not, we can do something else, i.e. get drunk without going for a curry.

some more photo's at long last!

Rob - Curry sounds good. Also Jez's birthday on the 2nd so unfortunately he's looking to steal some of the limelight.

Hey guys!!! Jen that tan is AMAZING!! It sounds like you guys are having an amzaing time! Keep the photos coming, tey look fantastic! I can't wait to see you when you are back! As Nat said, not much to report on in Manchester! Hope your both well, enjoy the weather - thats all I'm saying! ha ha - loads of love and hugs ... XXXXXX

Well hello guys

I have finally been able to log onto your site and what can I say other than I am soooooooo jealous it is unreal! My favourite photosr obviously the ones of you at neighbours and with the cast. It may sound sad but that is my life long ambition to go there! You both are looking fantastic on the photos-jen ur tan is coming along a treat! Not too much to report on this side of the world, other than I have a new job and av only just realised i can get internet access but not to my emails!doh!
Missing you heaps, glad your avin a ace time. Love to you both
Nathalie x x x x x

konnichiwa! great to hear your having a good time, making me feel ive been away a fairly long time now that your 5month trip is nearly coming to an end, and i still got a while before i begin to think about coming back, we must meet up when i eventually do, well rainy season is about to hit japan, so will be indoors a fair bit from now, seriously looking forward to july! and better weather!
when you guys going to put some more photos on the web, need something to view when im at work! better go and do some work
take care and keep in touch
Roz

Sat here at work a little on the bored side so i thought 'hmm, I'll check that fantasy league that we all signed up for at the start of the season before villa's demise led to me almost losing interest in football completely and hence also in my fantasy team'. And whaddaya know, the Banana Allstars have gone and won it at a canter in my absence, I'm guessing frank lampard's decision to stop scoring 2 goals every game has led to rob and dave's spectacular plummet down the table. And was I even considered for the england job?