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Everybody on here please look at this. Bloody excellent - Fainting Goats!

Hi there rob n jen. hope everything is fantastamundo in the land of Oz. sorry to read about your hangover and seasickness rob, been there done that, got the t-shirt as they say!
We are all getting very excited about coming over to meet you, its going to be wonderful i'm sure.
Keep us posted and send some photos.
Take care, love to you both mum and dad and co

What an absolute mugging! Villa must have had a good one shot on target compared to man city's 18 or so and yet we only come away with a 1-1 draw, sick as a parrot I am. Quarter final draw in about an hour, personally I hope we get Chelsea away so it won't matter when we get drubbed in the replay.

Badgers are fun, badgers are great, stick them on your face and you'll be my mate! An old Australian proverb i've been told. Well, I hope you guys are having a rippin' b****** time and keep up the Iain Paisley banter, they will soon cotton on and follow through, i mean suite. Bring me back some whiter than white sand please, for my 'sand of the world' collection. Twells is b******s without ya robster, especially when it comes to fighting pikeys, you weren't there to take the punches, so I took the headbutts instead, YEAH! Apparently I am a drug dealer for coming out of the toilet sniffing after blowing my nose. Therefore I was followed and pikeys tried to search my pockets for cocaine, surprisingly they found my fist. FUUUUUUOOOOOKKKKK YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAIOOOOOOO! Anyway, off to Loughborough next weekend, seeing Nic and going to a gig to watch stellastarr, should be a hoot!

Be good children. Daddy Ed.

The royal penis is clean your highness......KIIIIINNNNGGG SHHHHIIIIITTTT

I've only just looked on here, keep the messages coming boys and girls, especially when it comes to storys of drunken antics, especially those that involve the Irish. I started having a convo about accents with a Canadian girl, when we met up with a load of people from sailing for a drink. I instantly whipped out my Ian Paisly as a perfect example of a N.I. accent. Judging by the reaction, i don't think Canadians are familiar with the classical works of the Rev. Ian Paisly. Never Mind. I think my rash judgement of the situation came from accidentally getting a round for 5c from the bar, roughly equivalent to 2p. NOW THAT'S VALUE!

Yo yo yo wadup dog. Good to hear you are doing some yae amazing things. I'm still on the lookout for a job up here. Regarding the batteries, you usually use lithium ones for camera just needing the flash (like those crap ones), but alkaline ones for cameras with more dranage like digital. Not sure which you have, but i'm sure you can buy some down under (whe haey).

Nothing much going on up here, my back has recovered, Arsenal lost 1-0 to liverpool last night which was a bit yae gay.

Oh yeah, me and ed went to SOS last friday and managed to get in to a fight with two chavs (no change there then). They were obviously drug addicts and thought Ed was one too (you can see why tho). I now have an ulsa on my lip which has been stinging like s*** for the past week every time i eat something.

Appart from that i've been at home or at work. I plan to visit a few ppl at uni soon. See you at the reunion in the summer.

I went out in London on sat night (11th feb) to a club in picalillillidill circus - tent. Got v.drunk, met tess's friend from n.ireland, we promptly went round asking taxis for prices to get home - no matter what they said we both went FOOOOOOOOKKKK YAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! Which was funny - especially when a proper irish person did it. Apart from one guy didn't like it and chased us - which wasn't funny - cos we died. No not really.

Villa doing well - apart from newcastle game, where bloody craig gardner & whittingham formed our midfiled s***tership. What a load of reserve & youth team b******s they are.

Villa on TV on sunday in FA Cup on BBC one. Which should be Wicky Wicky Bohicky. Apart from if it isn't, or isn't it, or is it?

Oh yeah - also told hot dog guy the following on sat night:
"I think your hot dogs are disgusting, I think your disgusting etc....." He just said....."you want hot dog?". I said. "Yes - 2 please"

Why hello!
Sounds like you guys are having a fantastic time - u just be careful of that Auzzie sun - sunstroke not good!
Cameras are all gay - took my new digital camera to Florida which promptly siad after 2 days 'There is an error - Delete all?' There wasn't a No option!! grrrr. But for some reason when we got back pictures were on the camera - bloody thing. Buy disposable ones - much better. Anyways - think of us all when we're freezing our whatsits off in sunny UK :-) keep having a brilliant time guys and speak to you soon.

x x

hey rob and jen, its just me cus im at bethanys, glad your having fun but it made me upset cus i miss you two sooooo much :( not the same in olde england without you. *cries* but im seeing you soon and you can tell me in person about all the fun you have had . hope you carry on to have a great time and ill keep checking up on the website. ill remind mum and dad bout this site too.

love you and miss you,
xXx ani xXx

p.s dont forget to get me something pretty , maybe even the tackiest thing u can find! lol
if you dont get me anything ill cry CRY *kissis and huggles*

Ah, Robert, was much amused by the thought of you madly attempting to flee the gaze of the sun whilst keeping your arms aloft of your bonnie head! Respect the sun, Rob, it's the only way!
Glad it's all boya out there. Shoot that camera up a big power-dose of alkaline and get some snazzy pics on this site.
Loving your efforts thus far.

Why, G'day you whinging poms!! Technology eh! Bloody load of s***ty b******s, thats what I say. You need to teach that camera of yours a good lesson, preferably by sticking it in a big pile of dog s***! Wooooooo! Hope your having a 'Bo' Nash' time over the other side of the world, and not BBQ'ing yourself too much, better start being proper englishman and ladies and plaster yourself in thick white sunscreen and get some of those tea towels on your head! Yay sweet!! I got the old train up to loughborough this weekend just passed and saw Nic which was really good. Send us a postcard you bunch of jockeys, or i'll have to send my killer ravens to eat you. Snorkelling in the GBR is great, I know I had a good time, know you will too.

Peace out. Ed. x

Feb 7: Woke up with a b****** hangover having stayed up til 3am watching the most boring sporting spectacular of all time: The Super Bowl.
Anyway sounds like you're having a great time out there chaps. I could go for a bit of snokelling on the great barrier reef myself, actually. I might pop down after my test this afternoon. On second thoughts, I wouldn't want to miss neighbours so never mind! Take it easy Robert and Jennifer!