Where the hell are you? What the hell have you been doing? Where the bloody hell are the pictures of

a. Australia

b. Your Hair

C. Your Jesters outfit

I'm beginning to think your not abroad at all clair, its all an elaborate hoax!

xx

wicked photos, nice to see some more of you and your strangely coloured hair!!!

met anyone nicey nicey?? I want more clair, more, I am living through you!

I am eating a laughing cow cheese triangle, what will you be eating today?

xhxhxhxhx

b

Brilliant photos - you should take a photography course...oh, you did...ok, so you should be a famous photographer. let me know when you've got it sorted, I presume that's what the person asking you if you found a job was talking about? Anything less wouild be a wicked waste! Although washing dishes would be ok ina beautiful place like that, I reckons. Big hug, hope Christmas was good xxx

Wickiwickiwaa wickiwaa wickiwickiwaawaa west Jim West...desperado...thats all i know! x

Happy New Year ya big Sheila, how's the dingo lingo comin on. Any news on the jobs front yet?

Speak to you soon

I try to discover
A little something to make me sweeter
Oh baby refrain from breaking my heart

Merry Ozzie Christmas Clairbear xxx

Oooh oh oh oh ooh oh oh oh ooh oh oh oh woo ohohoh, Im crazy flowing over with ideas
A thousand ways to woo a lover so sincere
Love and hate what a beautiful combination
Sending shivers up and down my spine, i miss you Clairy, merry tropical christmas! xxx

Well this sounds more like it! Although the plank lady was scary - maybe you should carry a plank at all times too, and hit people with it if they overstep the mark... Like the idea of a sunny boat trip with added drinking games! Love u lots xxx

Hello, O scabby one...well, you can't have an adventure without an interesting tropical disease, that's what I say. Glad you are feeling less glum and hope that bloomin sunshine appears soon. Snow here yesterday, the children in my class have gone crazy and I am becoming obsessed with Christmas songs for me play....today we thought up some great actions for 'Santa Claus is comin to town', with plenty of wiggling - don't think you're having all the excitement!

Enjoy the next leg of your jolly, and STAY SAFE. Big hugs xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hi Clairy, sorry I haven't left more messages but it looks like Phil Mitchell and Aunty have jumped on the "Big" wagon and stoled/adapted my name - how rude!!

I am still very jealous of your travels - not so much the scabby face - but the travels in general! Hope you're well!? I was trying to talk to you on msn but you're not replying :(

I am slightly worried about Aunty Ce's song singing - I wonder what musical she'll pick next!!??

I'll be in touch more often now I promise - currently trying to find a way to access your blog at school so that we can keep up with your travels! Your Bangkok postcard is proudly displayed on my board - just need some more now :)

lots of love and hugs xxxxx

Hiya traveller hope you get to the sunshine soon but do not despair cos just as Aunty Ce said it's cold, wet, grey and winter back here! Hope you can sort your travel out ok as although I know you are not in Bangok protesters have closed the airports!! let us know where you're heading next and keep safe. xxxxxxxxxxxx

You sound a bit glum today, not surprising with someone stealing the sunshine and merry laughing travellers...hang in there - the sun'll come out tomorrow, bet yer bottom dollar la la la...oh, sorry, had an Annie moment, it happens to me now and again. last week it was Mary Poppins, kept breaking into the chimney sweeps' step in time dance. Should have been on the stage I guess.

Love you millions, keep yer chins up, it's raining and cold and gloomy here too and it's Swad too xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx