Wizards Sleeve Where the hell are you? What the hell have you been doing? Where the bloody hell are the pictures of a. Australia b. Your Hair C. Your Jesters outfit I'm beginning to think your not abroad at all clair, its all an elaborate hoax! xx

I ate gilbert grape wicked photos, nice to see some more of you and your strangely coloured hair!!! met anyone nicey nicey?? I want more clair, more, I am living through you! I am eating a laughing cow cheese triangle, what will you be eating today? xhxhxhxhx

Big Aunty Ce b Brilliant photos - you should take a photography course...oh, you did...ok, so you should be a famous photographer. let me know when you've got it sorted, I presume that's what the person asking you if you found a job was talking about? Anything less wouild be a wicked waste! Although washing dishes would be ok ina beautiful place like that, I reckons. Big hug, hope Christmas was good xxx

Will Smith innit Wickiwickiwaa wickiwaa wickiwickiwaawaa west Jim West...desperado...thats all i know! x

Big Phil Mitchell Happy New Year ya big Sheila, how's the dingo lingo comin on. Any news on the jobs front yet? Speak to you soon

Erasure Mumsie I try to discoverA little something to make me sweeterOh baby refrain from breaking my heart Merry Ozzie Christmas Clairbear xxx

Erasure Oooh oh oh oh ooh oh oh oh ooh oh oh oh woo ohohoh, Im crazy flowing over with ideasA thousand ways to woo a lover so sincereLove and hate what a beautiful combinationSending shivers up and down my spine, i miss you Clairy, merry tropical christmas! xxx

Big Aunty Ce Well this sounds more like it! Although the plank lady was scary - maybe you should carry a plank at all times too, and hit people with it if they overstep the mark... Like the idea of a sunny boat trip with added drinking games! Love u lots xxx

Big Aunty ce Hello, O scabby one...well, you can't have an adventure without an interesting tropical disease, that's what I say. Glad you are feeling less glum and hope that bloomin sunshine appears soon. Snow here yesterday, the children in my class have gone crazy and I am becoming obsessed with Christmas songs for me play....today we thought up some great actions for 'Santa Claus is comin to town', with plenty of wiggling - don't think you're having all the excitement! Enjoy the next leg of your jolly, and STAY SAFE. Big hugs xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Big Sis Hi Clairy, sorry I haven't left more messages but it looks like Phil Mitchell and Aunty have jumped on the "Big" wagon and stoled/adapted my name - how rude!! I am still very jealous of your travels - not so much the scabby face - but the travels in general! Hope you're well!? I was trying to talk to you on msn but you're not replying :( I am slightly worried about Aunty Ce's song singing - I wonder what musical she'll pick next!!?? I'll be in touch more often now I promise - currently trying to find a way to access your blog at school so that we can keep up with your travels! Your Bangkok postcard is proudly displayed on my board - just need some more now :) lots of love and hugs xxxxx

Big Phil Mitchell Hiya traveller hope you get to the sunshine soon but do not despair cos just as Aunty Ce said it's cold, wet, grey and winter back here! Hope you can sort your travel out ok as although I know you are not in Bangok protesters have closed the airports!! let us know where you're heading next and keep safe. xxxxxxxxxxxx

Big Aunty Ce You sound a bit glum today, not surprising with someone stealing the sunshine and merry laughing travellers...hang in there - the sun'll come out tomorrow, bet yer bottom dollar la la la...oh, sorry, had an Annie moment, it happens to me now and again. last week it was Mary Poppins, kept breaking into the chimney sweeps' step in time dance. Should have been on the stage I guess. Love you millions, keep yer chins up, it's raining and cold and gloomy here too and it's Swad too xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

fleetwood mac dum di dum, dum dum di dum, dum di dum, dum dum di dum, can you hear me callin, out your name?.......Oh Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i wanna be with you everywhere, cept the room with the crocodile pit! Sounds like your having fun with them there orphan types! Keep us posted ya big potato! xxxx

mum hiya sounds very very scary in Cambodia. If you can't travel west, go south to Oz or NZ and drink cocktails on the beaches there . i'm sure there will be ribena there if you need another reason to go. love you loads xxx

Clair is a bum face Clair! combodia sounds scary, get back to a place which you can lie on a beach and drink cocktails all day right now! I've heard Vietnam is quite good if your going that way,but probably even more scary, on second thought HEAD WEST as fast as you can, whats so bad about europe anyway? xx