Raj was trying to get into the Uk legally. The officer said, you have to pass a test to enter. You have to make a sentence using the words yellow, pink and green. Raj replied, The telephone goes green, green, green & I pink it up and say yellow. Raj now works in a call centre near you!
Bill Oddie
What is the mating call of an owel? coo coo. What is the mating call of a pidgeon? tweet tweet. What is the mating call of a blackbird? hop on leroy!
Being quite bored, i discovered a c*** named cliff.
Cliffo
Being quite bored i found out that "john patterson" is an anagram of "janet shot porn", Ha!
Simon Westerns Mum
who the f*** is simon western sounds like a c*** to me
Shabaz
I have bad aids. And i am a c*** SHABAZ!
just notice we spelt r name wrong
The Weston Family
we expect liberties from ur new product, would u like simon to sign a few? maybe photo opportunities with his face on the grill? let us no what u think
the westons
Kevin Sampson (Kati Kati Naturists)
Hi Nick and Martyn, your website looks great! I've just emailed you the photos of our annual nude volleyball comp, I hope to see them appear on these very web pages in the near future. I must say, it was very exciting having two young fellas on our team for a change, no wonder we beat the oldies 5 - 2! Joan and I were impressed with how quickly you boys adapted to our clothing-free lifestyle, even if you did find it so amusing when you first shed your garments. All the team at Kati Kati holiday park wish you well for the future, we no longer think of you as 'textile teenagers' but as naked friends. Check out our cyperpage for news and events: http://www.katikati-naturist-park.co.nz
Simon Western
Allright boys, i've got a new grill coming out, it's so good i've put my face on it...
John Patterson
why am i a w***er?
you have been a clinder rape victim, if you now weigh 7stone and your skin is yellow you have aids, treatment is a must! waste no time, ask for specialist advice on the following email address:
