Quiz update: We came joint 3rd today, team members cliff 'the brains' searle, tim & little tim, owen and ben. Good overall performance. I had to explain to the mixtures why our team name is mark fowlers banana pickers, didn't go well. And some guy elbowed bob in the nose and gave him a nose bleed! Thought bob was going to kill him with his Vietnamese, jungle warfare, close combat martial arts skills. Gareth, stop touching children. It's not a league, you aren't supposed to try to get to the top of them lists, though you are close...

patterson - i think the reason you had so many cockroaches is coz if you stamp on them you spread their eggs and you attract more to the area! just spray them real close with deodrant and they cark it pretty quick! lol!
hope you gay boys are enjoying your honeymoon xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

have a good one out there boys.
make sure the updates come in regularly.
nicky, keep away from those schmucks who look like birds. a simple check could be is to ask them if they know of cliff 'the ladyboy lover' searle.

have a good craic boys

Here are some useful phrases that might help you on your travels. It might help to practice if you say them aloud.
All the best!

1) That's not right.Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive..Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAPKum Hia

4) Stupid Man.Dum Gai

5) Small HorseTai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beachWai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped the coffee table.Ai Bang Mai Ni

8 ) I think you need a face lift..Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in hereWai So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet.Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone.No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next weekWaiYu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight..Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobileWa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive.Yu Stin Ki Pu

Hope u arrived safely, be careful in bangcock especially with your jetlag - sometimes those pretty thai women have a little extra baggage!!!! Let us know u arrived ok.... have an awesome time, lots of love xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Just a few tips for you lads whilst ur in thailand as i as you know have been there before and sampled the fruits to offer!!!

Look out for cockroaches on the floor see how many you can squash in a day...26 was my record

Samsong is a killer.... f***in amazin drink ..like rocket full im sure you will have fun with it!

Use the skytrain when in Bangkok it saves loadsa time

tutk tutk will con you but there f***in amazin if you want to go anywhere just ask them and they will take you... and i mean anywhere!!!!
Have a wicked time and try not to get arested
Johhny Patts

Nicky you thai bride loving w***er!

Harro i rrrrearry rike the rook of nicky i sure would rike to be his thai bride, the other one reminds me to much of that one out of x factor you know the one from Journey South. Gimme chico ne time. love u long time all