I've given my terrorists you location, they are hunting you down. You might enjoy yourself. They made me suck quite alot of cock!

Hey chico, it't crissy time, so glad you moved on from that stuttering t*** gates...

Loving your work boys, everyone in work has this website and keeps telling me how funny it is!Never would of got my ass up in that crazy cable car would have walked for miles to avoid it!The Hoff moment awesome story. Clout i wouldnt get in the water with Nick after this and the Bradley case your days are numbered.Take it easy!

Nick just to clarify that chico is number one! Apparently he is also gonna be the first to play at the new wembley. It was gonna be Bon Jovi but i think they wanted someone bigger so chico's got the gig! Think he's being supported by David Brent doing his famous dance

tim is gay

Hey guys! Hope the land of oz is treating you well, sya g'day to Steve Irwin for me if you see him when you go to his zoo! Not much going on here, Baily got a call from the NYPD today to tell him they arested the boona that mugged him so he's getting a free trip to NY to testify in court!
I know how much you like a fight Clout but stay away from those boxing kangaroo's, their 'ard as f***, much harder than the bok bok's on the island!
Take care of yourselves and watch out for Great Whites and Funnel Webs-def more dangerous than hiring a scooter Nick!

there's nothing funnier than a lonely chink, could u please find me one? preferably one with a sad face or glint of anger in his poor slanty eyes? also have you seen the gayest chink in the world yet? he hasn't been in the shop for a while and was wondering if hed returned to his homeland?

Hey guys,
I want 75% of the profit you made by showing me half naked in the waterfalls in your photo album. lol. (just have a reputation to keep you know...) lol. Hope you have fun. Here in Hanoi, I have a lot of men to beat up so I'm happy. lol. and Bergerac too (he was starting to have a lot of marks on the arms...). have fun, take care of the spiders and other stuff you fear (well... take care of everything then... hahaha... just kidding).

I've got a semi.

Quiz update: 2 weeks have passed from the teams victory, won by a clear 7.5 points. Didnt go down too well with shouts of "cheats" and "they have been using their phones", jealous lot. After that storming success last weeks team was reduced to me and worsey, saying it was a struggle is an understatement, we came 3rd last, but 10/10 on the cryptics! Went out on Friday 4 guys birthday in work dressed as lifeguards, I got the short straw and had Barrymore on the back of my top, complete with whistle shorts and arm bands. Other names included "breast-stroker", "paddling pool attendant" and "don't you wish your boyfriend was 'Hoff' like me". went out on sat to Coventry for Stacies birthday dressed as Mr. T, funny as f***, photos available in myspace on msn. And saw kanye west on wed in CIA, was great, later homes...

Are you two still alive? Haven't heard anything from you for a while. Need some more stories and photos to read in work. By the way top spot by Rich i actually think you are right that the photo is of Britains most violent man (Charles Bronson) i have his book and there is one picture in it that is so similar it could actually be him, so watch out Clout cos your boxing move won't work on him and Nick you better get a Zimmerframe so you can run away! I had this funny dream last night nick that you lose your infected leg, which is then replaced by a wooden one, then you change your name to Bob and start a pub quiz going in Thailand! Only joking just bored in work and nothing better to do.

Wey Hey boys,

I've just seen the photos you idiots. Nick, your toe next to your big toe looks as bent as you are, it looks hanging.

That's the funniest story i've heared in ages - nice one Clout.

Sounds and looks like you're having a quality time.

Keep us updated on your adventures boys.

Speak to you soon.