Günaydın everyone at home! Adventure! Ok the flights yes flights were ok but very not BA! Moody staff oh maybe very BA ( when they are pre strike like they were the last time we flew!). The alcohol was not flowing but come to think of it nor was the water or tea or coffee! But that's not such a bad thing given the very small and very well used space commonly known as a toilet. I think members of the mile high club must all fly club class? Any potential Might...

Although I'm not an experienced traveller in my opinion stansted is the party airport! Adult males in babygrow complete with nappy x1 Adult males wearing a red fez x15 Men in drag x 2 (not in the same party) Middle aged women wearing t shirts with illuminous writing on 4x groups of 6!

Well after a semi sleepless night at chez noble and a turbulent drive through every village in Essex we are finally at the airport! Sipping over priced under caffeinated liquid that, it's suggested, is coffee. We love England! Needless to say the journey here was full of surprises , like the driver with bad psoriasis who picked flaky skin off his head and then proceeded to eat it! His preoccupation with a faulty phone line was the topic of conversation for the...

We haven't left yet! four more sleeps ... Well not sleeps exactly because I can't sleep! I am so excited! Packed today .... Tickets, passport, money... Tickets passport money!