Hello all its Luke, I thought I would give this a bash but bare with me because it obviously won't compare to Chris. He has the writing talent and I have the charm and looks.....! Right I am currently in Innisfail at the mo and have been for the past 6 weeks. It's about one hour's drive south from Cairns and basically like Bracknell but more inbreds and fewer pubs. I am working on a banana farm humping banana's and for all you sick minded people its not humping...

...yes, that's right, the terrible/terrific, catastrophe stricken twosome of Chris & Luke is once again no more. We managed to find Luke a job whilst up in Cairns and he is now working hard doing banana picking in a little town called Innisfail. I would have done it myself but then the lady on the phone told Luke that the bananas sometimes way up to 60 kilograms - that's more than me!!! So I was once again left on my own, and decided that my best bet was to...

...yes that's right, the much maligned country of burning hotels, crashed tuk-tuks and dirty scheming Asian men is now remembered with a great deal of fondness by Luke and myself. Why, I hear you ask? Because it was so bloody cheap, that's why! Travellers of the future, do not let this opportunity of cheap food/accomodation/souvenirs/daytrips/scuba diving courses/DVDs go amiss - it's very expensive everywhere else in the world! As we found out much to our dismay...